So this
is fair.
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Tuesday, December 31, 2013
The Year Christmas Literally Kicked My Ass
An open letter to the my long-time friends this New Year's Eve...
Can Nice Guys Finish First?
My wife Vickie has an inscrutable process for
choosing her favorite Patriots player. In the case of her first favorite
player, Willie McGinest, it came down to one play, a sack of Peyton Manning in
which Willie made an incredibly athletic move to get to the quarterback. “Did
you see that?” Of course I did; I’m watching the game. “Who is that guy? He’s sung,” she said,
using a Tai Chi term that I was familiar with but hadn’t really understood
until that moment. Willie was so in tune with the game of football that there
wasn’t an ounce of tension in his body. He moved like water in a river. “Yeah,”
I said. “That’s Willie McGinest.”
Her latest favorite player does not move like
water in a river unless that river just burst through a dam. Before his
record-setting Sunday against the Bills, we watched LeGarrette Blount on the
Patriots pregame show on WBZ and my wife said, “Who is that guy?” And that was
before we got a look at his custom
wheels. LeGarrette Blount, I suddenly realized, is Tom
Hanks in “Big.” Who couldn’t
like this guy?
Monday, December 30, 2013
It's Win or Go Home Time
In case there was any doubt, this is a quarterback’s
league. Make a list of the best QB’s in the NFL and then cross-check that
against a list of the teams in the playoffs. Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Andrew Luck,
Philip Rivers, Russell Wilson, Colin Kaepernick, Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees
are probably on your list in some order and all of them going to the pigskin
prom. And if it hadn’t been for an officiating
gaffe in the Chiefs-Chargers game, Roethlisberger would be in the playoffs,
too. Andy Dalton was close to making the best list but then he threw four
interceptions against the Ravens. Good thing for the Ginger QB and Bengals’
fans that defense wins championships.
Saturday, December 28, 2013
Monday, December 23, 2013
Sunday, December 22, 2013
Is There a Fork in My Back?
Rationality is unfamiliar real estate for most
sports fans. This despite the fact that hope so rarely
triumphs over reason. Perhaps that’s why, when the underdog wins, it creates an
indelible memory. The unexpected moments in life, the unpredictable moments
that cause us joy or pain; they stay with us.
Saturday, December 21, 2013
Some Dreams Come True... Don't They?
I almost never remember my dreams but I had a
dream so vivid last night that I woke up elated, relaxed and happy. For the
briefest of moments. Then I realized it was Saturday and the insanity of
Christmas 2013 had yet to peak (I’m thinking 2:30pm on Monday). I say that
after the blood pressure pushing anxiety of flying my daughter back home in
between two major snowstorms, driving down to Logan at night in single digit
temps and driving white-out snow. That was bad but we’re talking Christmas,
here. It will surely get worse before it gets better. But I digress. Back to my dream…
Friday, December 20, 2013
That's Just Your Opinion Man
I guess I find it disturbing that anyone would
look to the person described as “the Patriarch of ‘Duck Dynasty’” for advice of
a cultural or spiritual nature but apparently this matters. Phil Robertson has
offered his opinions on homosexuality (sinful and icky) and race (African
Americans were much happier when they were riding in the back of the bus). Fans
of the show and conservatives have come to Robertson’s defense on the basis of
his 1st Amendment right to say stupid things; it’s just what he
believes, after all, and that should be cool. Chill out, America. I mean, we
all know this is what most of the 60-something white men in America believe,
don’t we?
Thursday, December 19, 2013
It's Full of Stars
China launched and landed a rover on the moon. I mentioned it to a
friend of mine and he said, “Here comes the new space race!” I don’t think so
but if that was the case I think it would be an opportunity lost. Why not
internationalize the space program? I suppose I see something like that as one
or more bricks on the Yellow Brick Road. Heart, hope and happily ever after
lies just up ahead. I don’t know. It seems kind of boring, doesn’t it?
Everybody living in peace and happiness and matching teal tunics. We like to think
of our lives in heroic terms rather than seek a contemplative life. We
struggle, we compete, we overcome. Man vs. man, man vs. himself, man vs.
nature. Man vs. those extra 10 pounds.
Monday, December 16, 2013
Sunday, December 15, 2013
It's Writing Itself
They’ve lost stalwart DT Vince Wilfork, three-down
LB Jerod Mayo and Vince’s DT dance partner Tommy Kelly on defense and RT
Sebastian Vollmer and All Galaxy TE Rob Gronkowski on offense. They have almost
as much money on IR as they do on the active roster. WR Danny Amendola has been
nicked up since Week 1, safety Steve Gregory missed time with a broken thumb,
cornerback Aqib Talib missed time with a hip injury and they only recently got
pass-catching 3rd down RB Shane Vereen back on the field after a
stint on the short-term IR. And just as rookie wide receivers Kenbrell
Thompkins and Aaron Dobson seemed to be getting consistently on the same page
with Brady, both of them got hurt.
After all that, the Patriots are 10-3-0 and if
they win today in Miami, they will hold the “if the playoffs started today” #1
seed in the AFC Playoffs, thanks to that tiebreaker they hold with the Denver
Broncos.
How is this possible?
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Monday, December 9, 2013
What Just Happened
I’m not sure what just happened. Am I asleep and
happily dreaming or am I awake and face-to-face with an improbable reality? I’d
say impossible but it seemingly just happened so impossible doesn’t apply.
Improbable will have to do. Their greatest warrior, their Ajax, Rob Gronkowski
fell and still Tom Brady and the Patriots would not accept defeat. They trailed
26-14 with 2:39 to play. They would need Tom Brady to be Tom Brady. They would
need to recover an onside kick. They would need a call. They would need someone
to step up in Gronk’s absence and they got Shane Vereen catching 12 passes for
153 yards.
I was just along for the ride. And yes, that ride
made me throw up.
Saturday, December 7, 2013
The Other Fifteen
A little shout out to Matt Schaub who got to ride
fate’s savage roller coaster Thursday night. Banished to the bench in favor of
Case Keenum thanks to a penchant for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
with ill-timed interceptions was summoned by ex-HC Gary Kubiak when Keenum
struggled against the #31 defense of the Jacksonville “Good Seats Still
Available/Will Play in London for Food” Jaguars. The Texans trailed 17-7 at the
half and fell further behind in the third quarter at 24-10. Schaub had rallied
Houston to a 24-20 deficit and had the ball on the 22-yard line with 2:21 to
play. It was redemption time for Matt Schaub. When his agent is looking for
another team for him this off-season he could point to this game and say that
Matt Schaub still has it. And then we saw that Matt Schaub indeed still had it.
Instead of a game-winning TD pass, he threw an interception, effectively ending
the game. After the chip shot field goal made it 27-20, Schaub was sacked for
an 18-yard loss. Game over. He went from future starting QB for the Minnesota
Vikings to backing up Andrew Luck in Indianapolis and not taking a snap for the
next three years in two minutes.
Can you imagine the dark, foul ball of psychic
energy that flooded Matt Schaub’s brain when he threw that interception? I can
imagine him thinking for just a moment, “I’m in Hell. I’m doomed to throw ill-timed
interceptions for all eternity! What did I do to deserve this? This seems way
out of proportion to whatever I did. What? God is a Houston Texans’ fan? That’s
kind of random isn’t it? It is what it is? Oh. Even so, isn’t God supposed to
be love? Forgiveness? Oh. Except where football and specifically the Houston
Texans are involved. I see. Oops! Threw another INT. Maybe there’ll come a time
when this will all seem funny.”
Maybe it’s already funny.
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Sometimes Life Intrudes
I'll get to the rest of the picks before Sunday (I hope). For now...
Houston 20, Jacksonville 31 - The Texans gave it everything they have to beat the Patriots last week. A third win in a lost season is insignificant unless that win is a pride-saving victory over one of the best teams in the NFL. That did not happen. Having taken pride off the table, Houston will bring its moveable feast of pigskin pain to Jacksonville to face a Jaguars team that beat them just two weeks ago. The 3-9-0 Jags are playing hard for a team whose best case scenario is 7-9-0. One thing's for certain with this game. I won't have any problem switching over to "Project Runway All Stars" at 9:00pm.
Houston 20, Jacksonville 31 - The Texans gave it everything they have to beat the Patriots last week. A third win in a lost season is insignificant unless that win is a pride-saving victory over one of the best teams in the NFL. That did not happen. Having taken pride off the table, Houston will bring its moveable feast of pigskin pain to Jacksonville to face a Jaguars team that beat them just two weeks ago. The 3-9-0 Jags are playing hard for a team whose best case scenario is 7-9-0. One thing's for certain with this game. I won't have any problem switching over to "Project Runway All Stars" at 9:00pm.
Monday, December 2, 2013
Do These Grapes Taste Funny to You?
Apparently, Bill Belichick owns a condo in the
Houston Texans’ collective head. Or Antonio
Smith’s head at the very least.
Sunday, December 1, 2013
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Monday, November 25, 2013
Sunday, November 24, 2013
A Cold Night in November
The fellow Patriots’ fans I’ve spoken with seem to
be dealing with this Sunday night’s game with a mix of resignation and hope. On
the one hand, New England’s defense is just two beaten up to hang with Denver’s
offense. If the Pats D was healthy and whole, this would be the biggest regular
season game in recent memory, a game for the ages really, with all the
anticipation and anxiety of a Super Bowl. Instead, with Wilfork, Mayo, Kelly
out and Talib, Arrington and Dennard – their top three cornerbacks – banged up
and questionable, this is a game Patriots Nation can shrug off if their heroes
should fail.
We’ll party if they win, of course. There’s some
spark of light and hope inside all of us who root for the Patriots that cannot be denied.
Peyton Manning is coming to town. It doesn’t get any better than this. It’s
never been better than this.
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Monday, November 18, 2013
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Three Strange Days
The
more we know, the more we know we don’t know. Our understanding grows
arithmetically while our understanding of reality grows geometrically. If not
algebraically. Is that a thing? I’ve learned enough math to know I don’t know a
lot about math. The pie chart of my math knowledge requires a call out to
document the less than single digit slice of my math knowledge. It goes without
saying that my knowledge of temporal physics is similarly limited (given, you know,
the math involved). So time maybe multi-dimensional. Time may go forwards and
backwards at the same time (it feels like that at work sometimes). I know this.
Some threads in that big ball of yarn that’s time are finite. They have a
beginning and an end. Like the 2013 NFL Season. We’re on the back nine. Well,
the back seven. It’s Week 11. Fates are in the process of being sealed.
Sunday, November 10, 2013
A Few Bad Men
I’ve
never been in an NFL locker room. I don’t know any more about the Richie
Incognito-Jonathan Martin story than you do. I guess it’s always cool to play a
Jack Nicholson clip but I’m not sure I buy the “A Few Good Men” meme. I’m never
comfortable with the comparison of professional athletes to the men and women
who serve in the military – even if it’s a movie. I know the “blood in” story
in Sebastian Junger’s brilliant “War”
and recognized the extreme circumstances under which those men were living. Do
not make the mistake of extending the same level of understanding and empathy
we feel for men and women under fire to athletes on a playing field. Those men
in Restrepo were not playing.
Thursday, November 7, 2013
Take the Points
I
had this crazy dream where I was back in 2007. Randy Moss was throwing his hand
up. Tom Brady was carpet bombing defensive backfields with touchdown passes.
Wes Welker was roaming free over the middle. I don’t remember that gigantic
tight end though. You’d think I’d remember somebody that big, and athletic, and
– wait. What?
That
wasn’t a dream?
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Red Sox the Movie
I
don’t have a problem with admitting I’m wrong; perhaps because I’ve had so much
practice. My long-time reader knows that I like say that movies are not like
real life. Well, I was wrong (again). At least sometimes, life is like a movie.
The Boston Red Sox proved that last night.
Monday, October 28, 2013
When Winning Doesn't Feel Like Winning Remember, You Won
That
was a worse than worst case scenario first half for the Patriots against the
Dolphins. It felt even more depressing than the 17-3 score might indicate. Then the
Patriots took the second half kickoff and showed absolutely nothing on their first
drive. It looked like it was going to be a long afternoon. I felt crushed. I
know it’s wrong to invest so much of my emotional life in the outcome of a
football game. Well, wrong is a strong word but I guess I have to admit it’s a trivial choice, at best.
So there it is. When you judge me remember I’m not one of the people trying to set the world on fire for – from my
perspective – questionable reasons. I know I’m setting the bar low here. It is
what it is.
Sunday, October 27, 2013
My Inner Child is a Weakling and a Coward
Last
Sunday, the Patriots had a chance to essentially clinch the AFC East. A win
would’ve given them a sweep of the Jets. Combined with the Dolphins’ loss at
home to the Bills, New England would’ve sat atop the division at 6-1-0 with
Miami bringing their 3-game losing streak to Foxborough. Instead, I’ve spent
the week enduring pigskin pundits and bobbleheads renewing their love affair
with Sexy Rexy and scratching my head over comparisons of Geno
Smith to Steve Young.
Seriously?
Will
Patriots Nation look back on the loss to the Jets and see it as a turning point
in a championship season? Or will it come to be seen as the beginning of the
inevitable end of the Belichick-Brady era? A lot depends on today's game.
Trade Winds
It’s
accepted wisdom the NFL trade deadline is designed to prevent trades; it’s
simply too early for teams that are failing to admit they’ve given up. This
season may be a little different. The rash of injuries to key players and the
relatively large number of “have nots” have some of us dreaming of a mid-season
fix.
Thursday, October 24, 2013
The Minor Fall
I
suspect some pretty important plot points will be revealed this weekend. As
usual, not all of the news is good.
Monday, October 21, 2013
Somebody Feels Worse Than You (If That Makes You Feel Any Better)
Some
losses are tougher than others. The Jets in OT certainly qualifies. Playing
without four week 1 starters on defense and still coming so close only to fall short? Yeah, that hurts. Getting Gronk back and losing. That stings like the honeybee.
Getting Gronk back and not losing Gronk to another injury? That was okay.
I’m
turning the page.
It’s
all about Miami now.
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Walk the Walk
Losing Big Vince for the season was bad
enough. Losing Wilfork and Jerod
Mayo? That’s just cruel.
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Slings and Arrows
It’s been a bummer week all the way around.
Rather than step back for some perspective, it appears the good citizens of
Patriots Nation have their noses firmly planted in a lemming’s butt. I don’t
know where we’re going but we do seem to making good progress getting there.
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Losing Hurts (But You Knew That)
Losing hurts but some people have lower
thresholds of pain than others it seems.
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Gronkless in Cincinnati
Rob Gronkowski will be out of the lineup
for the fifth week in a row. Can the Patriots keep winning without him? Not
easily.
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
No Triumph Without Adversity
The Patriots earned their most impressive
win of the season with their 30-23 win Sunday night in Atlanta but lost Vince
Wilfork for the season to a torn Achilles tendon. Wilfork is a Pro Bowl
defensive tackle and perhaps more importantly a true heart and soul guy. His
loss has already conjured up Richard Seymour’s name. Wilfork’s loss should also
shut the pie holes of all those who were bitching about the $10m in salary cap
the “cheapskate” Patriots had held in reserve. Not that I’m recommending New
England overpay
for Seymour or any other of the available free agents; there’s a good reason
they’re available.
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Waiting for the Inevitable
According to the pigskin pundits and
bobbleheads, this is the week the Patriots will finally be exposed as the pigskin pretenders they are.
Truth be told, they seem annoyed by the Patriots 3-0-0 record. Have they grown
weary of waiting for Brady’s skills to diminish? For Belichick to retire? For
the Patriots to finally yield to the inevitabilities of the NFL’s relentless
commitment to parity? I’m not sure it takes a lot of line to plumb the depths
of Tom Jackson’s or Sterling Sharpe’s minds but I really, does anyone know what
those guys are thinking?
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Small Epiphanies
We crave meaning. Our brains take in images
through the optic nerve of and upside down world and turns them right-side up. We
will take in the abjectly absurd and neatly rationalize it, creating a
narrative with plot, action and character.
We want to know the ending.
Oh, you won’t tell?
Well, we’re happy to guess.
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Less Expectations
After Week 1, it was clear the San
Francisco 49ers and Denver Broncos were destined to meet in the Super Bowl,
where the Niners would once again frustrate Peyton Manning on the game’s
greatest stage. That was before San Fran ran face first into the clenched fist
that is the Seattle Seahawks defense in Week 2. Clearly, the Seahawks are the
real deal for big game XLVIII. Manning will still fail to secure his
unquestioned status as the greatest QB of all time while now it looks like Kap
will watch this one from the couch while Russell Wilson chills with Bruno Mars
at the after party.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Wes Welker's Boyfriends
If there was one player who could fix what
ails the Patriots, it wouldn’t be Wes Welker. I’m not sure any single player
would be enough but don’t worry, I’m almost done with the time machine; I’ll be
right back with in their primes Jim Brown, Deacon Jones, John Hannah and Jerry
Rice.
That should do it.
Thursday, September 12, 2013
It's Only Week 2
It’s only week two. Every team is going to
lose at least a couple of games (except under the rarest of circumstances). Big
deal, right? Except when they’re the first two games of the season. Starting
the year 0-2-0 is a statistical death sentence. Which is certainly not as
bad as an actual death sentence.
Your team missing the playoffs is still an
undeniable bummer.
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Broken Bones
It looks like we’ll have to put the Shane
Vereen era on hold for a few weeks. Does
this mean Shane Vereen is fragile, too?
Monday, September 9, 2013
It Counts as a W
As they lined up for what would be the
winning field goal, I couldn’t help thinking, ‘They’ve got a new holder.’ After everything that had gone wrong,
after all the mistakes that had already been made, missing a 35-yard
game-winning field goal attempt just seemed to write itself.
Then it didn’t and Tom Brady had led the
36th fourth quarter comeback of his HOF career.
Sunday, September 8, 2013
Viva Las Vegas
I get it if you don’t have any sympathy for
me on this. I’m rooting for the Patriots, after all. With Brady under center,
there’s a nearly four in five chance New England will take the W. And the
Patriots have nine straight openers. The last time they lost a Week 1 game?
2003. In Buffalo.
Saturday, September 7, 2013
Hurt
Jim Harbaugh made the classic mistake
generally associated with lawyers: Never ask a question unless you know you’re
going to get the answer you want. Harbaugh probably should’ve shrugged off Clay
Matthews’ chirping. Defensive players like to hit quarterbacks. Whether they’re
dropping back, rolling out or running the read-option, defensive players will
try their best to hit the quarterback. So, Clay Matthews said
out loud what anyone who’s seen the read-option
knows; you’ve got to put a hat on that QB. Jim
Harbaugh harrumphed and The League responded; if a
quarterback is running the football, they’ll be treated like running backs, not
like quarterbacks standing in the pocket where they have little chance to
protect themselves from shots to the knees or head.
Friday, September 6, 2013
Seven
The only thing that looked better than the Broncos' passing game last night were the Broncos' cheerleaders. And not by much. Peyton Manning is now on pace to throw 112 TD passes this season.
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Monday, September 2, 2013
Kinger
Okay, I know I’ve been down this road
before but there’s just something about Peter King, isn’t there?
Lights, Camera, Conspiracy
The fact that Ray Lewis has said something Joe
Flacco probably doesn’t understand is hardly news but hey, who doesn’t love
a good conspiracy theory?
Sunday, September 1, 2013
Moving and Shaking
All the haters who were worried about Tim
Tebow taking up a valuable roster spot that could’ve been used on another
player who – though unlikely to contribute from roster spot #53 – might have
upside, must be scratching their heads today as the New England roster sits at
51.
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Some Dreams Come True
Working for an insurance company, I rarely
hear, “This was always my dream, to be a middle manager for a major insurance
company.” On the other hand, that’s the kind of dream you can shrug off when
you wind up a line cook at Olive Garden. When your childhood dream was to play
football in the NFL, it can’t be easy seeing your name on the waiver wire.
Can you cook?
Sunday, August 25, 2013
Lightly Toasted Schadenfreude for Sunday Brunch
I almost feel sorry for the Jets and their
fans. Almost.
Saturday, August 24, 2013
Signs and Misdemeanors
Meaningless game? Check. No season-ending
injuries? Check. Losing 40-3 and not caring? Check.
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Of Brains And ACLs
Miami Dolphins TE Dustin Keller suffered
the dreaded season-ending injury in a meaningless preseason game. His knee was
blown to pieces by a low hit delivered by Houston Texans DB D.J. Swearinger.
Swearinger took to social media, saying he bore no ill intent toward Keller but
he was afraid of being fined for going high so he went low. This has generated
a blognado (I’d say a Category 2, maybe 3 tops) of posts and comments and shown
up on various video outlets. I watched the ESPN MNF crew (I think it was Tirico,
Boomer, Ditka, Keyshawn, Cris Carter and Tom Jackson) debate the high/low hit
conundrum before the Pittsburgh-Washington preseason tilt. They actually
debated the relative impact of a blown ACL vs. a concussion. Sort of a
variation on the old face or gut question. I suppose I should be unsurprised they
all chose concussions. Have they forgotten Junior Seau so soon? They also
seemed as unfamiliar with human anatomy as Swearinger. We still have torsos,
don’t we?
Monday, August 19, 2013
Roster Rumblings
Roster projections are fun for armchair
GM’s like me. Something of a fool’s errand if you’re trying to accurately
predict what Bill Belichick is going to do. Sounds so like me. The only errands worth running are the fool's errands
Saturday, August 17, 2013
Perfect Tommy
It’s become one of the locker room clichés of
the Belichick era in New England. Regardless of the question asked, a Patriots’
player is likely to answer, “I’m just trying to get better…” Watching New England's second preseason game, I couldn’t help but wonder; has Tom Brady actually gotten
better? I don’t mean better than 2001. I mean better than 2007; better than his
unanimous MVP season of 2010. I’m
not saying he’ll throw 51+ TD passes and no more than 3 INT in 2013 (though that
would be crazy delicious). How about another cliché? There’s more to playing
the position than numbers.
Thursday, August 15, 2013
The Ballad of Tom Brady's Knee
I drove to work listening to Gerry Callahan
on WEEI hating on Tim Tebow. I drove home listening to the multi-personality
disorder that is New England sports fandom as the callers came not to praise
Tom Brady but to bury him.
Monday, August 12, 2013
Ridin' Dirty
So, I initially blew off the reports of
bullying and dirty
play directed at the Patriots by Eagles’ CB Cary Williams. Haters gonna
hate, crybabies gonna cry. It just read like the usual bullshit rationalization that losers always make. Then I realized I hoped it was
true.
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Friday, August 9, 2013
The Welker Referendum
Do we ever grow up? Life is like sixty
years of high school. In the
SI article on the Broncos being the Greatest Team Ever because Peyton
Manning is the Bestest Quarterback Since God Created the Heavens and Earth, Wes
Welker let his inner child out to pout. Bill Belichick was mean to Wes Welker.
Apparently, he’s mean
to just about everyone but I guess in Welker’s case it was personal or
something. Anyway, the local media has gone berserker. It picks the Lawyer
Malloy scab, the Ty Law scab, the Willie McGinest scab, the Asante Samuel scab,
the Richard Seymour scab; it reminds the Pigskin Pundits and Bobbleheads that
Belichick is mean to them, too.
Sunday, August 4, 2013
Thursday, August 1, 2013
I Heard Once That Defense Has Something To Do With Winning Something
You hear
people refer to it as “multi” these days but what they’re really talking about
is balance. Offense and defense. Passing and running. Stopping the pass and
stopping the run. The Patriots have been a team that needed to outscore its
opponents since 2007. Scoring 34 points a game will make that seem like an okay
strategy until that one junk punch Sunday when you score 17.
It’s so,
so easy to forget those 34 points was an average, not a guarantee.
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Out of Your League
Every so
often I’m reminded there are 31 other teams in the NFL. Usually on the days like
today when the Patriots take a day off.
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Look to the East
Are the
Patriots vulnerable? Well, yes, of course. Who isn’t? Aside from Wolverine, of
course.
Monday, July 29, 2013
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Going Deep
I just
saw Jaws slot Brady as the 3rd
best QB in the NFL on ESPN. I’m good with it. I’m tired of the Manning vs.
Brady debate and Aaron Rodgers is younger, thinner and blonder. Anyway, the
highlights avoided any mention of Hernandez, of course. We saw a Gronkowski
catch (yes!) and that sweet go route by Vereen against the Texans in the
playoffs but it was Brandon Lloyd who was the surprising star of the highlight real, making a diving catch for a TD and loping wide open into the end zone on play action. Watching some of the catches Lloyd
made in 2012 I couldn’t help wondering, what is the deal with Brandon Lloyd?
Sunday, July 7, 2013
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Keeping the Faith
How about them Red Sox? In the wake of one
the worst weeks in Boston sports history we are left with little that’s good
other than the team everyone thought would finish in the basement of the AL
East with the best record in all of the American League as we head into July
and the All Star break. The Bruins fell short in game six and watched the
Blackhawks hoist the cup on the TD Garden ice. I was one of those who thought
the Celtics should’ve blown things up last year but it was still shocking to
see Pierce and KG sent to the Brooklyn Nets for spare parts. All of that
would’ve been bad enough and yet it wasn’t as we watched Patriots tight end
Aaron Hernandez arrested for murder.
There’s a silver lining here somewhere,
isn’t there?
Monday, June 24, 2013
Trust Me
It’s hard for me to see Edward Snowden as a
hero. I don’t remember Daniel
Ellsberg making a run for it. I understand Henry David Thoreau spent a night in
jail for his beliefs. If Edward Snowden believes he’s done the right thing,
why run away from it?
Thursday, June 20, 2013
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
But Tell Me, How Do You Really Feel?
The Patriots signing Tim Tebow was an act
of desperate arrogance.
Or was it arrogant desperation?
In case you forgot (yeah, that’s right)
haters gonna hate.
I think it’s good everyone has decided to
take a wait and see approach.
I’m glad everyone is willing to give a
future HOF coach the benefit of the doubt.
And they said there would be a media
circus.
Monday, June 10, 2013
Tim the Enchanter
At times like this, it’s easy to get ahead
of yourself. I’ve already pictured the Patriots crushing the Jets in the
Meadowlands with Tim
Tebow scoring three touchdowns as Rex Ryan can only stand helplessly by,
the boos swelling up, filling the stadium and spilling out over the swamps of
Jersey. I really should wait to see if Tebow makes the final 53 man roster
before indulging in such fantasies.
Sunday, June 9, 2013
To Know Me is to Ask, Did I Leave the Oven On?
The government is collecting data about all
of us across any and all digital channels. If there’s a transaction log, Uncle
Sam has a copy of it. Sounds sinister, fascist, paranoid and ominous. Let me
assure you, most of the IT projects supporting these ominously sinister,
fascist and paranoid petabytes of data are behind schedule and over budget.
While we can safely rest assured the government will be firing all the
contractors, replacing the current technology framework three years from now
and have to start the project over from the ground up, we should be chilled by
the fact this also means they’re unlikely to satisfy their stated purpose,
which is to make us safe from terrorist attack.
Since the government knows my secrets, I
guess everyone can know…
Sunday, April 28, 2013
Net Present Value
This is shaping up as one of those drafts
that could look really, really bad three years from now, depending on some
admittedly unpredictable variables. It could also look pretty good.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Sunday, April 14, 2013
April is the Cruelest Month After All
Where
am I? Who am I? (I know. A bit early in the series’ timeline to be going to the
amnesia well. Amnesia and traumatic blindness along with that episode set in
the 30s is generally something you save for season 4 or 5 when you’re out of
ideas and what you’d really like to do is end the main characters’ narratives
in a hail of bullets or meteors or thousands of shards of broken glass,
whichever makes the most sense in the context of the show’s basic premise.
Still. I’m going there.) Sorry I haven’t written lately. I had amnesia. Sadly,
I am now cured. I say sadly because when I had amnesia there was a chance I was
a total badass. Statistically, you have to figure total badasses stand a much
better chance of getting conked on the head than a middle manager working in
the IT department of a major insurance company. Conk on the head being one of
the leading causes of amnesia and all. So, not a badass as it turns out. Thanks
for asking…
Monday, April 1, 2013
QB QB Dooo
The
Dallas Cowboys filled a dump truck with cash and backed it up to Tony Romo’s
front door. I know $108,000,000 may seem like a lot of money but don’t you
think he would’ve gotten more if he’d hit free agency from the Arizona
Cardinals or how about the Minnesota Vikings? Besides, when Aaron Rodgers signs
his big extension Romo’s deal will look like more than fair market value.
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Market Value
By
the time you read this (something to do with temporal physics, the optic nerve
and my chronic writer’s block), Ed Reed will be a Texan and Brian Urlacher will
be a Bengal (I threw a dart). Wherever Urlacher winds up, like Reed, he will no
longer be synonymous. The hardest thing about being the face of the franchise
is when they take your face down off the billboard.
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Look to the East
With
a couple of high profile free agents taking their talents to South Beach, the
inevitable question follows. Will Miami challenge New England for the AFC East
in 2013?
Saturday, March 16, 2013
A Sip of Kool-Aid
As
a wise one hit wonder once opined, every new beginning comes from some otherbeginning’s end. We’re going to see a different offense from the Patriots next
year and – fingers crossed – an improved defense. I’ve got a nice tall icy cold
glass of Kool-Aid sitting right here in front of me. I also added a shot of vodka to it. You know. Just in case.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Everything Ends Badly
I
get it. It’s a big deal. It hurts. But the Ravens wouldn’t pay Anquan Boldin
$6m, either.
I’m
just, you know, saying…
Friday, March 8, 2013
Friday, March 1, 2013
Stay Classy Haters
By
now I’m sure you’ve heard that Terrell Suggs has it on good authority that all
the other sisters in the sorority hate Tom Brady. That’s right. All
of them.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Oscar Dark Thirty
“Zero Dark Thirty” is a great movie.
It’s a subjective claim and a personal judgment as is this: It’s an important
movie, a movie about the soul of America, who we think we are and who we really
are.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Hit List
What
were the best songs of 2012? No, stop, I wasn't really asking for your opinion.
This is my blog and it’s my list. It was a rhetorical question. A literary
artifice, if you will. You won't? Okay. Sorry for the confusion. Anyway, I spend a fair
amount of time listening to classic rock while driving to and from work but I
will resist the impulse to include Rick Springfield’s “Jesse’s Girl” on…
...
...
Saturday, February 9, 2013
The Circle of Pigskin Life
Okay,
2012 is in the rear view. It’s time to start talking about 2013 and another
roller coaster scary trip to the playoffs. It’s time for wishes and fishes.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Pistol Packin' Jesus
Arkansas
is about to join a select group of
states which has specifically approved the right of citizens to carry concealed
weapons in a place of worship. I’m guessing (hoping) we’re talking about hand
guns here (and not Mac-10’s or sawed-off shotguns though these could certainly be
concealed, given the right body type).
Sunday, February 3, 2013
How Far is Soon?
How
far have the radio waves from the Apollo moon landing traveled? How long before
they reach a place in the universe where sentient life forms are a better than
even chance? And how long after that before those sentient life forms build a
spaceship with warp drive and travel the intergalactic distances necessary to
make this world their own? We've got some time before that goes down, don’t we?
Monday, January 21, 2013
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Game Day Rationalizations
I’ve
spent the whole week listening to pigskin pundits and bobbleheads comparing Joe
Flacco’s mighty right arm to Thor’s Hammer. The Ravens aren’t afraid to play in
Foxborough. Torrey Smith is so fast he occasionally disappears from radar. Ray
Lewis is on a mission from God. So, yeah, I’m nervous.
How
the hell are the Patriots 9 point favorites in this game?
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Penultimate Pigskins
Nothing
is really a surprise in the conference championship games. Would I call any
outcome this Sunday an upset? I guess I’d go with statistically improbable if I
was splitting semantic hairs. And apparently I am.
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Pigskin Roller Coaster
The
pigskin roller coaster. For some the ride is already over. Perhaps they’re the
lucky ones. Peyton and Rodgers, RG III and Russell Wilson. Thanks for playing.
The stakes and the existential angst rise with each round of the playoffs. Playing
for the conference championship is far, far better than going 7-9-0. We know
this. It is the pigskin truth. And yet it’s going to suck wicked bad for half
the NFL’s core audience this coming Sunday. Somebody’s going to
emergency, somebody’s going to jail. And somebody is losing a football game.
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Legacy Schmegacy
I’ve
been trying to imagine what it must’ve been like for the tens of thousands of
Broncos fans who sat through sub-zero wind chills only to drive home knowing
their football season was over. Before Saturday, I would guess most pigskin
pundits and bobbleheads – and most fans – had ceded the AFC spot in the Super
Bowl to Denver. Home field, eleven game winning streak, Top 5 defense, Top 5
offense and Peyton Manning playing like it’s 2009. The AFC Championship was
scripted for Peyton to face Tom Brady one more time in a game certain to
coronate Manning and his Comeback/MVP Season. The Patriots would present a
worthy challenge, but that relentless defense, Manning, home field and high
altitude would carry the day.
Super
Bowl XLVII.
Right
there.
Gone.
Karma Has a Really Weird Sense of Humor
The
agitprop of Saturday’s Ravens-Broncos game should provide a final reminder to
the Patriots that nothing is written. Maybe they really meant everything they
said about the Texans and the playoffs but now they have the evidence that it’s
real. Really real.
You saw what
happened to Denver!
Sunday
morning, pigskin pundits and bobbleheads will certainly be deconstructing what Colin
Kaepernick’s record-setting performance in dispatching Aaron Rodgers and
the Packers means to the future of the quarterback position (we’re all just
waiting for his knee injury, aren’t we?) and they will also be dissecting the choke
job by Peyton
Manning and the #1 seeded Denver Broncos.
And
that will be fun – but not too much fun. After all, the Patriots still have to
play the Texans and you saw what happened to the Broncos, didn’t you?
Never spike the ball early.
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Life is a Series of Bad Decisions
It’s
hard not to judge. Our brains rationalize input from the five senses, giving us
the ability to swerve and miss that tree. We’re built to judge. Is this
delicious? Will that fit in my pocket? That was a tree, wasn’t it? Is Mike
Shanahan an idiot? Mike Shanahan is an idiot.
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Every New Beginning
Sometimes
things just work out. Sometimes they don’t, especially if Tony Romo is
involved.
The
Giants won but it didn’t matter because the Bears won but that didn’t matter
either because the Vikings won. I think. I lost track of the various
tiebreakers/win-and-they’re-in scenarios as the 1:00pm games were ending. Could
have been the vodka, I suppose. Anyway, the brackets are set and if everything
goes to form we’ll get Tom Brady vs. Peyton Manning in the AFC Championship
game. And yes, that sound you just heard was Jim Nantz’s and Phil Simms’s pants
exploding.
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