Time for more pigskin mockery!
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Monday, April 6, 2026
Thursday, March 26, 2026
Pigskins at Mock 1
It's that special time of the year when even Cleveland Browns fans believe that hitting on a draft pick or two could propel them into the playoffs. Every team's fans feel this way. Well, except for Jets fans, of course.
Monday, February 9, 2026
Post Mortem Pigskins
And a special thank you to Bad Bunny for giving the nation something else to talk about today.
Go Pats!
Saturday, February 7, 2026
Pigskin Ghosts
There are times when you simply cannot give up hope.
There are times when all you’ve got is hope.
The rest of this post is about football.
Sunday, February 1, 2026
Pensive Pigskins
Time is a difficult concept. On the one hand, it’s fixed and rigid, a finely measured, Morgan Freeman-narrated countdown to our utter and final oblivion; on the other hand, it feels like I’ve got way too much of it right now, almost like time wasn’t an arrow but an unmeasurable amorphous glob of viscous, vibrating goo. And I’m stuck hip deep in it.
Wednesday, January 28, 2026
Pigskin Dreamtime
Well, it’s three days later and I still can’t believe it. My pigskin heroes, the New England Patriots, are going to the Super Bowl.
Monday, January 26, 2026
Footbball Is A Flat Circle
My pigskin mind is boggled.
The New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl. Again.