Thursday, March 26, 2026

Pigskins at Mock 1

It's that special time of the year when even Cleveland Browns fans believe that hitting on a draft pick or two could propel them into the playoffs. Every team's fans feel this way. Well, except for Jets fans, of course.

Monday, February 9, 2026

Post Mortem Pigskins

Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks and their fans for their victory in Super Bowl LX.

And a special thank you to Bad Bunny for giving the nation something else to talk about today.

As for me and my pigskin heroes? We're on to 2026!
Go Pats!

Saturday, February 7, 2026

Pigskin Ghosts

There are times when you simply cannot give up hope. 


There are times when all you’ve got is hope. 


The rest of this post is about football.

Sunday, February 1, 2026

Pensive Pigskins

Time is a difficult concept. On the one hand, it’s fixed and rigid, a finely measured, Morgan Freeman-narrated countdown to our utter and final oblivion; on the other hand, it feels like I’ve got way too much of it right now, almost like time wasn’t an arrow but an unmeasurable amorphous glob of viscous, vibrating goo. And I’m stuck hip deep in it.

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Pigskin Dreamtime

 Well, it’s three days later and I still can’t believe it. My pigskin heroes, the New England Patriots, are going to the Super Bowl.

Monday, January 26, 2026

Footbball Is A Flat Circle

My pigskin mind is boggled. 


The New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl. Again.

Sunday, January 25, 2026

Peering Into the Pigskin Future

"The future's uncertain and the end is always near."


How many timelines are there in the pigskin multiverse and how can I avoid the timeline where Jarrett Stidham turns out to be the best-kept secret in the history of all sports for all time?