Saturday, April 30, 2022

Two Days and Three Drafted

 Is it wrong for me to have this smug, self-satisfied feeling of validation because I took CB Marcus Jones at #85 for the Patriots in my final PFF Mock Draft? Just like Bill Belichick just did?


Too much?


Too much.

Friday, April 29, 2022

Draft Therapy

 If Cole Strange turns out to be Logan Mankins 2.0, then we're all good with this, am I right?

Wednesday, April 20, 2022

Dragon's Lair

James Sherman sat in a pew and considered the intricate stained glass window. It depicted a medieval knight in full armor on a rearing steed, the knight's lance having pierced the heart of the three-headed dragon, its eyes rolling in its final agony. Good vs. Evil, with Good triumphant. A riveting story with heroes and villains, plenty of action, and a happy ending. Perhaps someday, James thought, life will imitate art.

Tuesday, April 19, 2022

Thursday, April 7, 2022

The Cat Lady's House

"I'm coming, I'm coming," Amanda Seymour said, more to herself than to the insistent visitors knocking at her front door. Amanda had made 68 trips around the sun. She was in good health, but at her age, having lived a full life with just a pinch of bitterness and only a dash of regret, she simply refused to be hurried.

Sunday, April 3, 2022

Pigskin Physicality

Are there any more dreaded words in the lexicon of the whole wide world of sports than "if he's healthy?"


Look, I'm not unhappy with the DeVante Parker trade. I mean, any time you can take the 4th best wide receiver from another team - especially a division opponent - you just have to do that. 


I kid.


More cautionary words: Low Risk/High Reward. I mean, we really should be talking Medium Reward here, shouldn't we?


Still…


As I understand it, although the Patriots have some salary cap levers to pull to take on his contract, they basically got Parker and a 2022 5th round pick for nothing; the 2023 3rd round pick they gave up should be replaced by the projected compensatory pick for J.C. Jackson. Whenever he's been healthy, Parker has been a beast. Can New England's trainers keep Parker's hamstrings loose and on the field? If so, Mac Jones' second year leap may clear tall buildings in a single bound. 


Oops! I kind of slid back into "High Reward" territory there, didn't I?


Parker's arrival also means Belichick & Co. can go looking for some Josh Allen kryptonite in the 2022 draft.


Yes, New England could still look for an upgrade at WR but Belichick generally seems to prefer having 3-4 WR2 types than having a single WR1 (unless you can get Randy Moss for a 4th rounder, of course). That seems to fit with Belichick's strategy of taking away the other team's best player: He doesn't want to expose himself to that same risk. No, opposing defenses aren't game planning for Nelson Agholor, Kendrick Bourne, Jakobi Meyers, or DeVante Parker individually but if all four of them are on the field at the same time, one of them will have a favorable matchup; one of those WR2s are matched up with a CB3. I guess I'm just saying that all of you who were dreaming of John Metchie on Day 2 of the draft need to stock up on tissues.


This draft should be all about CB, LB, and OL, probably in that order but a lot depends on the 20 teams picking in front of the Patriots, of course. Given that the draft is about the future (while free agency is more about the here and now), there will no doubt be a classic Belichick head scratcher. I mean, we all just want to get out of the second round without the Pats taking a safety that Mel Kiper, Jr. doesn't even have a scouting report on, am I right?