Pinch me.
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Tuesday, December 30, 2025
Sunday, December 28, 2025
Sunday, April 27, 2025
Patriots Draft IRL
The mockery is over!
Let the mockery begin!
The New England Patriots have made their selections in the 2025 NFL Draft. So, how are we feeling, Patriots Nation?
Let's break it down…
Wednesday, March 19, 2025
Patriots Draft Mockery
I'm going to post multiple mock drafts over the next few weeks as a kind of Pigskin Chaos Theory experiment, with new mocks posted every few days in the run up to the 2025 NFL Draft.
Sunday, April 28, 2024
First Draft of Pigskin History
As the dust begins to settle on the Patriots' 2024 NFL Draft, let's do what we all do in New England.
Act like we could've done better than actual football people did.
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
The Pragmatic Pigskins Mock Draft
Yes, the really real NFL draft is almost upon us!
I'm going to miss you, mock draft!
In fact, let's do it one more time, just to remember what we had and what we'll never forget…
Thursday, April 18, 2024
Tuesday, April 16, 2024
Sunday, April 14, 2024
Stick and Pick Pigskins
With Draft Day fast approaching, pigskin mockery abounds. In my own personal mockery, I've noticed a recent dearth of "Godfather Offers" for the Patriots #3 pick.
So, what's the best I can do with the "stick and pick" approach for a Patriots mock draft?
Friday, April 5, 2024
Pigskin Luck of the Draw
Let's be real, he said, while talking about mock drafts. What follows is probably (definitely) not going to happen but if it did, I'd be a very happy Patriots fan.
Thursday, March 21, 2024
Monday, February 12, 2024
Friday, January 12, 2024
Pigskin Succession Plans
Now it's a party.
Jerod Mayo is the new Head Coach of your (and my) New England Patriots.
Thursday, January 11, 2024
Pigskin Over and Out
Sometimes the inevitable is still a shock to the system.
Bill Belichick is no longer the HC of the NEP.
Now we know when the good old days officially ended.
Monday, January 8, 2024
Pigskin Ends and Odds
They say everything ends badly or else it wouldn't end.
And yeah. That was pretty bad.
Sunday, January 7, 2024
Bittersweet Pigskins
This is it. The end of an era. Not often we have advance notice. But, here we are…
NYJ vs. NEP, 1:00pm, January 7, 2024
Tuesday, January 2, 2024
Saturday, December 30, 2023
Pigskin Mentality
There are no meaningless games to those who are playing.
I'm sure some smart guy said something like that once upon an upset.
Monday, December 25, 2023
Pigskin Presents Neath the Tree
I'm not a big fan of roller coaster rides but at least I didn't throw up at the end of this one.
Monday, December 18, 2023
Pigskin Pondering
It's ending badly, we all know that, but unfortunately, it can't end quickly. At least, not quickly enough.
We're going to have to watch this movie - Tennessee Bill and the Stadium of Doom, inarguably the worst movie in the Tennessee Bill franchise - at least three more times. On network TV, with commercials. Why would I do that to myself? And yet, I know I'm going to watch it again. I'm a mystery to myself.