Pugilistic Pigskins

Rock Fight.

I guess that's pretty much NFL playoff football. A battle of attrition. Trench warfare. Twelve rounds of haymakers and eight counts. All that matters is surviving.

Pigskin Destiny

Are the 2025 New England Patriots a team of pigskin destiny?

Pigskin Danger Field

Another week. Another playoff game where the Patriots are barely favorites at home in a game where the consensus of the gridiron cognoscenti is that this is where the New England Pretenders are unmasked.

No respect, I tell you. No respect.

Pigskin Inflection Point

 How does that weak schedule taste?

Pigskin Psychosis

Strengths. Weaknesses. Tendencies. Match ups. Tarot. The pigskin pundits and bobbleheads leave no card unturned. 

Pigskin Wishcasting

I'm guessing Tom Petty was probably right. There ain't no easy way out.

Pigskin Rizz

I'm almost embarrassed to admit it. I care about Drake Maye winning the NFL 2025 MVP Award.

Pigskin Rationalizations

Sometimes, being a football fan really sucks.

Pigskin Dreaming a Little Dream

Pinch me.

Pigskins Again

It’s been a minute. 

Patriots Draft IRL

The mockery is over!

Let the mockery begin!

The New England Patriots have made their selections in the 2025 NFL Draft. So, how are we feeling, Patriots Nation?

Let's break it down…

Patriots Draft Mockery

I'm going to post multiple mock drafts over the next few weeks as a kind of Pigskin Chaos Theory experiment, with new mocks posted every few days in the run up to the 2025 NFL Draft.

First Draft of Pigskin History

As the dust begins to settle on the Patriots' 2024 NFL Draft, let's do what we all do in New England. 

Act like we could've done better than actual football people did.

The Pragmatic Pigskins Mock Draft

Yes, the really real NFL draft is almost upon us! 

I'm going to miss you, mock draft! 

In fact, let's do it one more time, just to remember what we had and what we'll never forget…

Pigskin Crapshoot

One week to go before the mockery ends and the NFL Draft begins.

The Elusive A+ Mock Draft

Is the crowd wise? 

Stick and Pick Pigskins

 With Draft Day fast approaching, pigskin mockery abounds. In my own personal mockery, I've noticed a recent dearth of "Godfather Offers" for the Patriots #3 pick.

So, what's the best I can do with the "stick and pick" approach for a Patriots mock draft?

Pigskin Luck of the Draw

Let's be real, he said, while talking about mock drafts. What follows is probably (definitely) not going to happen but if it did, I'd be a very happy Patriots fan.

Sympathy for the Pigskin Devil

About The Dynasty…

Pigskin Again

Well, it's officially Draft Season!