Market Value

By the time you read this (something to do with temporal physics, the optic nerve and my chronic writer’s block), Ed Reed will be a Texan and Brian Urlacher will be a Bengal (I threw a dart). Wherever Urlacher winds up, like Reed, he will no longer be synonymous. The hardest thing about being the face of the franchise is when they take your face down off the billboard.

Look to the East

With a couple of high profile free agents taking their talents to South Beach, the inevitable question follows. Will Miami challenge New England for the AFC East in 2013?

A Sip of Kool-Aid

As a wise one hit wonder once opined, every new beginning comes from some otherbeginning’s end. We’re going to see a different offense from the Patriots next year and – fingers crossed – an improved defense. I’ve got a nice tall icy cold glass of Kool-Aid sitting right here in front of me. I also added a shot of vodka to it. You know. Just in case.

Everything Ends Badly

I get it. It’s a big deal. It hurts. But the Ravens wouldn’t pay Anquan Boldin $6m, either.

I’m just, you know, saying…

Already Gone

We couldn’t have loved him better.

 

Stay Classy Haters

By now I’m sure you’ve heard that Terrell Suggs has it on good authority that all the other sisters in the sorority hate Tom Brady. That’s right. All of them.