Monday, November 28, 2022

The Fires of Mount Pigskin

The NFL. 


It's a long, hard slog to Mordor and when it's over, you're lucky to have most of your fingers and toes. I'm just glad I never started chewing my fingernails or I'd constantly be cleaning blood off the keyboard.

Friday, November 25, 2022

Pigskin Leftovers

That was disappointing.


Hey! I thought Kirk Cousins was supposed to suck in prime time games.


Hmm. Maybe counting on your opponent to suck isn't the best of strategies.

Tuesday, November 22, 2022

Pigskin Thanks

When someone says, "If the playoffs started today…", are they doing it as a charm, or as a suspected omen?


Like a kind of, "Can you believe this team is in the playoffs?" thing?


Yeah. That sounds about right.

Monday, November 21, 2022

They Still Call It Football

 Well, it appears the New England Patriots, after some self-care and introspection during their bye week, did as many suspected they would, and simplified their approach to the game, completely eliminating the offense from their game plans.

Saturday, November 19, 2022

Pigskin Perspective

So, yeah, it's one of those "the fate of western civilization hangs in the balance" kind of games this week.


I know it is, because it's one of those "the fate of western civilization hangs in the balance" kind of games every week.

Wednesday, November 16, 2022

Pigskin Amnesia

Say it.


Go ahead. You know you want to. Say it. 


Okay, I'll say it!


If the playoffs started today, the Patriots would be playing on Wildcard Weekend.

Thursday, November 10, 2022

Pigskin 20/40 Hindsight

The lesson of history is, we don't know anything (and we definitely should not be operating heavy machinery). Remember when "this was the year" for the Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers? You should. It was only a couple of months ago. 

Monday, November 7, 2022

As Pigskin Goes By

Yes, the fundamental things still do apply.


Defense. Special Teams. And another Nick Folk field goal.


No truth to the rumor the Patriots have petitioned the league to wear leather helmets with their throwback jerseys.

Friday, November 4, 2022