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Wednesday, December 18, 2024
Tuesday, July 9, 2024
The Middle of Nowhere Truckstop
It was just a few minutes past sundown. Stillman Jameson heaved a sigh of relief as the road crested a hill and could see the lights of the truckstop about a mile ahead. He was lost, low on battery, and hadn't eaten since breakfast, but he was now less than a mile from remedying all three of these conditions.
Monday, June 24, 2024
The Second-Hand Store
“This is the guy you picked up at Poco’s Friday night? The guy you ditched me for?” Kathy asked.
Sunday, April 28, 2024
First Draft of Pigskin History
As the dust begins to settle on the Patriots' 2024 NFL Draft, let's do what we all do in New England.
Act like we could've done better than actual football people did.
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
The Pragmatic Pigskins Mock Draft
Yes, the really real NFL draft is almost upon us!
I'm going to miss you, mock draft!
In fact, let's do it one more time, just to remember what we had and what we'll never forget…
Thursday, April 18, 2024
Tuesday, April 16, 2024
Sunday, April 14, 2024
Stick and Pick Pigskins
With Draft Day fast approaching, pigskin mockery abounds. In my own personal mockery, I've noticed a recent dearth of "Godfather Offers" for the Patriots #3 pick.
So, what's the best I can do with the "stick and pick" approach for a Patriots mock draft?
Friday, April 5, 2024
Pigskin Luck of the Draw
Let's be real, he said, while talking about mock drafts. What follows is probably (definitely) not going to happen but if it did, I'd be a very happy Patriots fan.
Thursday, March 21, 2024
Tuesday, February 27, 2024
NFL Draft Mockery
Why do we simple folk, the GMs without portfolios, the "Honey Do" list procrastinators, the "yeah, I played some ball in middle school" types; why do we mock the NFL draft?
Well, it can be crazy good fun, even if it is a complete and utter waste of time. Wait! Isn't that the definition of everything that's fun?
Tuesday, February 20, 2024
Monday, February 12, 2024
Thursday, February 8, 2024
Super Pigskins
The analytical me says the 49ers are the better team. The seen-that-movie-before me says bet the mortgage on the Chiefs.
My wife says the seen-that-movie-before me is an idiot.
Then again, she doesn't think the analytical me is all that smart, either.
Monday, January 29, 2024
Pigskin Inevitabilities
Sometimes, it just writes itself.
Or maybe it just seems that way. Still, there seems to be fewer certainties in life than the inevitability of the Baltimore Ravens having a psychotic pigskin break at the least opportune moment.
What's that?
You don't believe in fate?
I'm guessing you don't live in Detroit.
Wednesday, January 17, 2024
Friday, January 12, 2024
Pigskin Succession Plans
Now it's a party.
Jerod Mayo is the new Head Coach of your (and my) New England Patriots.
Thursday, January 11, 2024
Pigskin Over and Out
Sometimes the inevitable is still a shock to the system.
Bill Belichick is no longer the HC of the NEP.
Now we know when the good old days officially ended.
Monday, January 8, 2024
Pigskin Ends and Odds
They say everything ends badly or else it wouldn't end.
And yeah. That was pretty bad.
Sunday, January 7, 2024
Bittersweet Pigskins
This is it. The end of an era. Not often we have advance notice. But, here we are…
NYJ vs. NEP, 1:00pm, January 7, 2024