Super Pigskins

 The analytical me says the 49ers are the better team. The seen-that-movie-before me says bet the mortgage on the Chiefs.

My wife says the seen-that-movie-before me is an idiot. 

Then again, she doesn't think the analytical me is all that smart, either.

Yes, okay. I'm just hoping it's a good game. For me, that would be a 57-56 final score. Records set for total points, yards, TDs. All the records! But who wins? Yeah, I don't really care, but I have…

Reasons…

Reasons Chiefs Win	Reasons 49ers Win
Patrick Mahomes (Duh).	The Skillset Triplets (CMC, Deebo, Kittle).
Steve Spagnuolo's defensive game plan.	The universe seeks balance (and KC won the last SB matchup between these two teams)
The CIA will not let anyone make Taylor Swift sad.	Jesus Purdy turns 3 first half interceptions into loaves and fishes in the 4th quarter.

Random Thought: Imagine Patrick Mahomes with Brock Purdy's offensive weapons.

Numbers…

Event	Over/Under
Bill Belichick is mentioned while Tony Romo discusses Andy Reid's legacy.	3.5
Tom Brady is referenced while Tony Romo discusses Brock Purdy's early career arc.	2.5
Tom Brady is referenced as Tony Romo discusses Pat Mahomes' GOAT status.	2.5
Patriots are mentioned as historical context (back-to-back SB for Chiefs, SB #6 for 49ers).	4.5
Family legacies (Shanahans, McCafferys) are referenced by the silky baritone of Jim Nantz as he struggles in vain to turn a football game into a Lifetime movie about family and the bonds between sons and fathers.	3.5
Travis Kelce makes the heart gesture with his hands for Juliet.	2.5
Taylor Swift is shown or mentioned, causing grown men with more bullets than brains to defenestrate their HDTVs.	6.5
CIA puts LSD in Brock Purdy's Yoo-Hoo.	0.5

You can use the above as a drinking game but keep in mind, a worse case scenario could mean drinking ~30 shots. If you read that and shrugged, please seek help. Also, set up the game to record because you aren't going to remember the second half.

You could use the above to wager on the big game but please consider the fact that I'm very, very bad at this. Having said that, I am betting the over on Kelce, though, because whenever you can bet on love, you should go all in.

Let's gooooooooooo!!!!!