According to the pigskin pundits and
bobbleheads, this is the week the Patriots will finally be exposed as the pigskin pretenders they are.
Truth be told, they seem annoyed by the Patriots 3-0-0 record. Have they grown
weary of waiting for Brady’s skills to diminish? For Belichick to retire? For
the Patriots to finally yield to the inevitabilities of the NFL’s relentless
commitment to parity? I’m not sure it takes a lot of line to plumb the depths
of Tom Jackson’s or Sterling Sharpe’s minds but I really, does anyone know what
those guys are thinking?
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Sunday, September 29, 2013
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Small Epiphanies
We crave meaning. Our brains take in images
through the optic nerve of and upside down world and turns them right-side up. We
will take in the abjectly absurd and neatly rationalize it, creating a
narrative with plot, action and character.
We want to know the ending.
Oh, you won’t tell?
Well, we’re happy to guess.
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Less Expectations
After Week 1, it was clear the San
Francisco 49ers and Denver Broncos were destined to meet in the Super Bowl,
where the Niners would once again frustrate Peyton Manning on the game’s
greatest stage. That was before San Fran ran face first into the clenched fist
that is the Seattle Seahawks defense in Week 2. Clearly, the Seahawks are the
real deal for big game XLVIII. Manning will still fail to secure his
unquestioned status as the greatest QB of all time while now it looks like Kap
will watch this one from the couch while Russell Wilson chills with Bruno Mars
at the after party.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Wes Welker's Boyfriends
If there was one player who could fix what
ails the Patriots, it wouldn’t be Wes Welker. I’m not sure any single player
would be enough but don’t worry, I’m almost done with the time machine; I’ll be
right back with in their primes Jim Brown, Deacon Jones, John Hannah and Jerry
Rice.
That should do it.
Thursday, September 12, 2013
It's Only Week 2
It’s only week two. Every team is going to
lose at least a couple of games (except under the rarest of circumstances). Big
deal, right? Except when they’re the first two games of the season. Starting
the year 0-2-0 is a statistical death sentence. Which is certainly not as
bad as an actual death sentence.
Your team missing the playoffs is still an
undeniable bummer.
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Broken Bones
It looks like we’ll have to put the Shane
Vereen era on hold for a few weeks. Does
this mean Shane Vereen is fragile, too?
Monday, September 9, 2013
It Counts as a W
As they lined up for what would be the
winning field goal, I couldn’t help thinking, ‘They’ve got a new holder.’ After everything that had gone wrong,
after all the mistakes that had already been made, missing a 35-yard
game-winning field goal attempt just seemed to write itself.
Then it didn’t and Tom Brady had led the
36th fourth quarter comeback of his HOF career.
Sunday, September 8, 2013
Viva Las Vegas
I get it if you don’t have any sympathy for
me on this. I’m rooting for the Patriots, after all. With Brady under center,
there’s a nearly four in five chance New England will take the W. And the
Patriots have nine straight openers. The last time they lost a Week 1 game?
2003. In Buffalo.
Saturday, September 7, 2013
Hurt
Jim Harbaugh made the classic mistake
generally associated with lawyers: Never ask a question unless you know you’re
going to get the answer you want. Harbaugh probably should’ve shrugged off Clay
Matthews’ chirping. Defensive players like to hit quarterbacks. Whether they’re
dropping back, rolling out or running the read-option, defensive players will
try their best to hit the quarterback. So, Clay Matthews said
out loud what anyone who’s seen the read-option
knows; you’ve got to put a hat on that QB. Jim
Harbaugh harrumphed and The League responded; if a
quarterback is running the football, they’ll be treated like running backs, not
like quarterbacks standing in the pocket where they have little chance to
protect themselves from shots to the knees or head.
Friday, September 6, 2013
Seven
The only thing that looked better than the Broncos' passing game last night were the Broncos' cheerleaders. And not by much. Peyton Manning is now on pace to throw 112 TD passes this season.
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Monday, September 2, 2013
Kinger
Okay, I know I’ve been down this road
before but there’s just something about Peter King, isn’t there?
Lights, Camera, Conspiracy
The fact that Ray Lewis has said something Joe
Flacco probably doesn’t understand is hardly news but hey, who doesn’t love
a good conspiracy theory?
Sunday, September 1, 2013
Moving and Shaking
All the haters who were worried about Tim
Tebow taking up a valuable roster spot that could’ve been used on another
player who – though unlikely to contribute from roster spot #53 – might have
upside, must be scratching their heads today as the New England roster sits at
51.
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