Sympathy for the Pigskin Devil

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NFL Draft Mockery

Why do we simple folk, the GMs without portfolios, the "Honey Do" list procrastinators, the "yeah, I played some ball in middle school" types; why do we mock the NFL draft?

Well, it can be crazy good fun, even if it is a complete and utter waste of time. Wait! Isn't that the definition of everything that's fun?

Radio Show

"What are we doing here, Doc?" Scott asked.

Pigskin Again

Well, it's officially Draft Season!

Super Pigskins

 The analytical me says the 49ers are the better team. The seen-that-movie-before me says bet the mortgage on the Chiefs.

My wife says the seen-that-movie-before me is an idiot. 

Then again, she doesn't think the analytical me is all that smart, either.

Pigskin Inevitabilities

Sometimes, it just writes itself.

Or maybe it just seems that way. Still, there seems to be fewer certainties in life than the inevitability of the Baltimore Ravens having a psychotic pigskin break at the least opportune moment. 

What's that? 

You don't believe in fate? 

I'm guessing you don't live in Detroit. 

Pigskin Fatalities

Sometimes it's hard not to believe in fate.

Am I right, Cowboys fans?