The preseason is over and I still don't know what I don't know.
You'd think I'd be used to it by now.
I do know that "May you live in interesting times" is actually a curse, not a blessing. And these are interesting pigskin times.
Questions? Yes, I have so many questions…
Maybe Heisenberg is right.
I should not be observing the preseason.
It really isn't good for either involved party.
The Pats finally signed Ezekial Elliot. I'm hoping New England got the Ezekiel that Samuel L. Jackson was talking about in "Pulp Fiction." That would be nice.
Still worried about the O-Line?
Yeah.
Still worried about everything.
The Dolphins are Dangerous, the Bills are a Patrick Mahomes injury away from touching the Lombardi, the Jets have Dark Thor at QB, Mac Jones is the pigskin version of Schrodinger's Cat, DeAndre Hopkins has signed with the Titans, and Bill Belichick is on the hot seat.
Did I miss anything, fellow Pats fans?
"You're from the Portsmouth office, right?"
"That's right," Kate said. "I'm legal staff on the Synchular Audit."
The local headlines and on-line click bait had dubbed him the "Beat Face Bandit." He had taken down three banks; first as Lady Gaga, right down to the pink hat from the "Joanne" album cover, then Madonna circa "Lucky Star," and most recently, though oddly less successfully, as Harry Styles.
