Pigskin Uncertainty

 Maybe Heisenberg is right. 

I should not be observing the preseason.

It really isn't good for either involved party.

Pigskin Adventures

The Pats finally signed Ezekial Elliot. I'm hoping New England got the Ezekiel that Samuel L. Jackson was talking about in "Pulp Fiction." That would be nice. 

Still worried about the O-Line?

Yeah.

Still worried about everything.

Meaningless Pigskin Observations

It's a good thing this one didn't count.

Preemptive Pigskins

 The Dolphins are Dangerous, the Bills are a Patrick Mahomes injury away from touching the Lombardi, the Jets have Dark Thor at QB, Mac Jones is the pigskin version of Schrodinger's Cat, DeAndre Hopkins has signed with the Titans, and Bill Belichick is on the hot seat. 

Did I miss anything, fellow Pats fans?

Office Cubicles

"You're from the Portsmouth office, right?"

"That's right," Kate said. "I'm legal staff on the Synchular Audit."

Make-Up Counter

The local headlines and on-line click bait had dubbed him the "Beat Face Bandit." He had taken down three banks; first as Lady Gaga, right down to the pink hat from the "Joanne" album cover, then Madonna circa "Lucky Star," and most recently, though oddly less successfully, as Harry Styles.

The Story of Lil's Lagoon

"The figure rose from the sun-fractured, sapphire blue waters of the lagoon, like the reflection of an angel, wings spread, sword in hand, descending from the heavens.