Sunday, January 21, 2018

Goating Around

I love small data samples. Let's take Tom Brady's 4th quarter in the AFC Championship Game.


9 of 12 for 138 yards and 2 TDs. Against the best pass defense in the NFL. Wait, what? I've seen this movie before, haven't I?


Saturday, January 20, 2018

The Right Thumb of God

So, yeah. I'm going to put a positive spin on the Tom Brady's Thumb narrative. Shocking, I know. And here goes...

We'll see Tom Brady this Sunday and he'll be doing Tom Brady things.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Thursday, January 11, 2018

What? Me Worry?

Gronk is healthy. Tommy is pissed. The defense is playing rope-a-dope with opposing offenses like Ali in his prime. This Saturday night they'll be playing a team that has no business being there.

That's what has me worried.

Once upon a time, that team that had no business being there was the New England Patriots.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Everything Ends

I find it interesting that the Seth Wickersham's Patriots expose was dropped on a Friday by ESPN. Friday is the traditional "news dump" day, when stories the publisher hopes will go away are released. It's almost like ESPN didn't really want to talk about it themselves.


Sunday, December 31, 2017

Jealousy

I know I said I wouldn't do this; wouldn't waste my time arguing with haters, defending the Patriots, Bill Belichick or Tom Brady from the jealous and the dumb.

This was just too perfect though. It literally has everything.

Take a look...

Friday, December 29, 2017

Untrue To Form

Jets games never seem to go true to form. Let's just say that while I would never wish injury on anyone, I'm glad Josh McCown won't be playing this Sunday. I know. Josh McCown? Trust me on this one. With the man who literally defines the term "journeyman" under center, an ugly, grind it out, weather definitely a factor 20-17 Patriots' loss at home to the Jets would be a very real possibility.

Which begs the question: How did Don Belichick arrange to have McCown's hand broken in a game where the Patriots weren't even playing?