So. Synthetic marijuana.
I did not see that one coming.
Who are these guys? Do they look
like the Patriots? They finished the season on a losing streak. Finish
strong? After starting 9-0-0, they finished 3-3-0. They're the most injured
team in the NFL. Wait. That's the same. Chandler Jones is stumbling
shirtless into police stations. Gronk is getting injections in his knee (or
he didn't). But he hurt
his back. But he's going to play. Amendola and Jules are practicing but
they're still limited. Vollmer is practicing… Why is there no update on
Hightower!? And what is with Bill Belichick's black eye? Not even some bullshit
story about walking into a door? The boxing
gloves were a nice touch, of course.
It's hard to avoid the comparisons to the 2013 Patriots, who
finished their season bruised and beaten in Denver.
That's if they can hold home field in this Saturday's game against
the Kansas City Chiefs. You remember the Chiefs. The last time the Patriots
played the Chiefs they had their metaphorical asses handed to them.
I'll be honest. I'm having a hard time having a good feeling about
this. Maybe Edelman will come back and dominate. Maybe Gronk will be fine.
Maybe Steven Jackson will surprise with a huge day. Maybe Hightower will be
good enough. Maybe Chandler Jones will play for redemption and forgiveness.
Jamie Collins could do Jamie Collins things. Jabaal Sheard could show everyone
just how happy he isn't in Cleveland any more. The defense could win this game
all on their own. It could happen.
It could happen.
Where are my ruby red slippers?
This will only work if I click the heels of my ruby red slippers
together three times when I say it.
It could happen.
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