Pathetic Pigskins

The New England Patriots were hard to watch on Sunday. They were horrible and all of its synonyms. They may have set the bar for how pigskin awfulness will be measured in the future. 

Pigskin Armageddon

Could this Sunday's game be the biggest, singularly important, most consequential, Western Civilization hangs in the balance with all life as we know it ending game of the post-Brady era Patriots?

You know, until the week after that, of course.

Quiz Show

"I've got a question for you," Bob said.

Pigskin Personality Disorder

 I really thought the deck chairs looked better before you moved them…

Pigskin Feels

I am, as they say, all in my feels today. So many pigskin feels.

Let me start with this:

The New England Patriots are broken, literally and figuratively.

Problematic Pigskins

Sometimes your pigskin heroes aren't so heroic. But that's okay. After all, we're only rooting for laundry.

Puzzling Pigskins

Did the Patriots actually look better when they were losing to the Eagles and the Dolphins than they did beating the Jets?

Maybe. 

One thing's for sure. Losing to the Dolphins 24-17 looks a whole lot better today. Like 46 points better.