The
day to day world is desperate enough without the holidays. But then the
holidays come around. People you didn’t know existed are cutting you off for a
parking space. Seriously, where did all these people come from? I never see
them in April or August. Are they time travelers from the future? Tourists from
Canada who think of New England as “south of the border?” Alien beings
masquerading as Toyotas? The entire state of Colorado, all of whom are
horribly, horribly lost? Why do they call them “holidays” anyway? You’re
telling me this isn’t work?
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Saturday, December 8, 2012
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Groupthink is a Bitch When You're on a Team of Losers
It’s
amazing watching a game turn. What is it about some teams? You just knew the
Chargers would find a way to cough up a 10 point lead – and their still beating
hearts – at home against the Ravens. The Chargers were a 4th and 29
away from winning and keeping their faint playoff hopes alive. Think about
that. 4th and 29 and they couldn’t tackle Ray Rice until it was too
late. Hilarious, really. Because we all saw it coming, didn’t we?
Friday, November 23, 2012
Seems Like Old Times
A
scoring play on offense, a scoring play on defense and a scoring play
on special teams and it all happened with less than a minute rolling off the
game clock. How delightful.
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Broken Hearts and Broken Bones
Why can’t we have
nice things?
Peter King – despite in house expert testimony to the contrary – thinks Rob
Gronkowski’s broken arm is all about Bill Belichick’
negative balance in the karma bank. Actually, King tries to have it both
ways, saying that he “cannot argue” with the notion that Gronk’s fractured
forearm is some form of cosmic payback for Bill Belichick’s many sins and
general dickishness at the beginning of a paragraph then ending that same
paragraph by saying he really doesn’t have a problem with Gronk being on the
field for that fateful PAT. To quote the most condescending blowhard in pigskin
punditry, “Whatever.”
Happy
freakin’ Thanksgiving, Patriots Nation!
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Grounded
I’m
trying my best not to enjoy it. The Patriots still have the Thanksgiving game
with the Jets. Even if the NYJ drop a winnable game against the Rams this
coming Sunday, I would still expect to see Gang Green’s best efforts at home
against their hated divisional rivals. Still, it’s almost too easy. The 3-6-0
record, Mark Sanchez’s on-going struggles, a playoff guarantee followed by a
lifeless defeat, followed by rumors of a teary Rex Ryan imploring his unlovable
band of misfits to believe, followed by Bart
Scott insisting the Jets are family even as some
family members are trashing their receiving corps and calling out their second
string QB. Seriously? It’s the guy who isn’t playing’s fault?
This
is your defense of Mark Sanchez? That he isn’t as horrible as Tim Tebow?
Are
you sure about that?
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