OMG Becky! Tom Brady didn’t practice today!
Tom
Terrific took the day off from practice today due to a calf injury. This
may be nothing or it may totally be a thing. It’s probably nothing. It may be
nothing more than a convenient excuse for Belichick to give Brady’s arm a day of
rest (he’s been on something like a practice “pitch count” the last couple of
years to keep his arm fresh) but let’s face it, even the slightest whiff of mortality
when it comes to Brady is enough to leave the citizens of Patriots Nation
murmuring uneasily in their sleep. Sure, okay, we’ve been flirting with Jimmy
Garoppolo but we’re a long way from being exclusive. Like two to three years
from being exclusive.
My advice would be to take a couple of Advil PM before
bedtime. If you don’t have any Advil PM, I’d recommend a shot of vodka. Or
maybe you can wash the Advil PM down with a shot of vodka.
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