Thursday, September 4, 2014

Everyone Wants a Few More Years

OMG Becky! Tom Brady didn’t practice today!

 
Tom Terrific took the day off from practice today due to a calf injury. This may be nothing or it may totally be a thing. It’s probably nothing. It may be nothing more than a convenient excuse for Belichick to give Brady’s arm a day of rest (he’s been on something like a practice “pitch count” the last couple of years to keep his arm fresh) but let’s face it, even the slightest whiff of mortality when it comes to Brady is enough to leave the citizens of Patriots Nation murmuring uneasily in their sleep. Sure, okay, we’ve been flirting with Jimmy Garoppolo but we’re a long way from being exclusive. Like two to three years from being exclusive.

My advice would be to take a couple of Advil PM before bedtime. If you don’t have any Advil PM, I’d recommend a shot of vodka. Or maybe you can wash the Advil PM down with a shot of vodka.



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