The Man With The Big White Gloves

I'm watching the Giants-Dolphins Monday night game to remind myself how lucky I am to be a Patriots fan.

So That Happened

First there was the miraculous on-side kick recovery. Then there was the miracle of the forced fumble recovery. And then... All out of miracles. Alas.

So, that happened. Is there anything good to take away from the Patriots 35-28 loss to the alleged football team from Philadelphia. Well, nobody got hurt. There's that. Maybe the Patriots just made every possible bad play they could possibly make in all three phases of the game and now they're all behind them. 

Yeah, okay, probably not. What else can I say?

We're on to Houston!

The Tough Are About To Get Going

I would not want to be the Philadelphia Eagles coming to play in the Big Razor this Sunday.

Somebody's got to pay.

The Repeatable Experience

Remember where we started.

Brady was going to be on the sidelines for the first four games. The Pats were going to miss Darrelle Revis in a "Super Bowl? Fuggedaboutit!" kind of way. Malcolm Butler was more likely a one-hit wonder than he was a poor man's Revis. They were going to miss Shane Vereen, too.

Flash forward to today.

Is God a Dick?

So, once again a group of people have killed a whole bunch of other people, for the greater glory of God. It's been going on for a few thousand years now. I'm thinking it's a trend. It would be "on fleek" if "on fleek" was still a thing. It's got me wondering. Is God a Dick?

If You Need A Reason

Their offensive line is in shambles, their most dynamic playmaker is now on Injured Reserve and their best defensive player is sick and unable to practice. I guess that explains why the Patriots are only 7-point favorites in their road game against the Giants.

That and Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski, Chandler Jones, Dont'a Hightower, Julian Edelman, Devin McCourty, Stephen Gostkowski, Rob Ninkovich…

Better Than You

Is there anyone on this planet not named Roger Goodell who still thinks Tom Brady needed to deflate footballs to gain a competitive advantage?

Oh, you still think he did "something?"

Yeah, he did. He played football better than you.