Really Real

Is reality so complex, so multifaceted, such a large data sample that it's impossible to tell it from even a poorly constructed fiction?

Or are people just stupid?

I suppose it could be both. 

That's How The Movie Starts

Jimmy was having a bad day.

An Immodest Proposal

I think I have a solution for America's embattled police departments.

Kill some white people.

Hear me out...

Shall I Compare Thee to a Holocaust?

Some things, some people, some historical events should never be used for comparison. 

Best in Cheese

I make the best grilled cheese sandwiches. 

It's been said. By everyone who has ever had one of my grilled cheese sandwiches.

So… Who am I to disagree?

Connections

I'm guessing that "six degrees" thing works for a lot more than just Kevin Bacon.

2184

Is being abducted by aliens really that different than going to Heaven? In both cases, you slip the surly bonds of earth and leave your careworn life behind. No job to go to; no bills to pay. I mean, unless the aliens return you for the deposit. (They probed you for intelligence and found nothing. Hey! That's not where I keep my brain!)  Like the power company is going to believe you were late making your payment because you had a close encounter that took you on a joy ride around the belt of Orion...

Huh. What if Jesus was an alien?