Wishful Things

Look, I'll take the W however it comes. But last week's game took a lot out of me. It was a five vodkas game. My liver could really use a blowout this Sunday.

Let's start with...

Reputation

Apparently, the New England Patriots are a goddamned freak of the unnatural world. They haven't played anyone and yet somehow they've won 15 games. How does that even happen?

Locker Room Talk

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Do Your Job... Better

Last night, the worst possible thing happened for whoever the Patriots play next.

Bullet Dodged

Watching the post-game pressers, I thought, "Is there another coach in the NFL who'd be as pissed off as Bill Belichick obviously was after winning a playoff game 34-16?"

No. The answer is no.

Keep Grinding

This can't be good news for the Houston Texans. It seems Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and the Patriots refuse to take the Texans lightly.

So much for the element of surprise, I guess.

If You're Crazy Would You Know You're Crazy?

If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result then, well, I was crazy to want to see the Patriots face the Giants in the Super Bowl, wasn't I?

Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah! Phew! That was pretty crazy.

Well, one less thing to worry about, I guess.

But enough talk about my mental competence or Super Bowls.

We're on to Houston!

The team, not the city.