Day
80-something. I've lost track. I'm out of water. I ran out of food days ago.
I've torn my t-shirt into strips. Are there any nutrients in cotton? It's
probably a blend so maybe whatever it's blended with has some nutritional
value. I hope so. I really wish I'd paid more attention in that freshman
zoology class now. I'll tell you this. No matter how long you leave a football
in the refrigerator, yes, it gets softer but it's still completely inedible,
even with ketchup.
The
questions remain, however, even as a fever burns in my starving brain. Why is
the Deflategate investigation taking so long?