Monday, August 19, 2013

Roster Rumblings

Roster projections are fun for armchair GM’s like me. Something of a fool’s errand if you’re trying to accurately predict what Bill Belichick is going to do. Sounds so like me. The only errands worth running are the fool's errands

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Perfect Tommy

It’s become one of the locker room clichés of the Belichick era in New England. Regardless of the question asked, a Patriots’ player is likely to answer, “I’m just trying to get better…” Watching New England's second preseason game, I couldn’t help but wonder; has Tom Brady actually gotten better? I don’t mean better than 2001. I mean better than 2007; better than his unanimous MVP season of 2010. I’m not saying he’ll throw 51+ TD passes and no more than 3 INT in 2013 (though that would be crazy delicious). How about another cliché? There’s more to playing the position than numbers.

Thursday, August 15, 2013

The Ballad of Tom Brady's Knee

I drove to work listening to Gerry Callahan on WEEI hating on Tim Tebow. I drove home listening to the multi-personality disorder that is New England sports fandom as the callers came not to praise Tom Brady but to bury him.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Ridin' Dirty

So, I initially blew off the reports of bullying and dirty play directed at the Patriots by Eagles’ CB Cary Williams. Haters gonna hate, crybabies gonna cry. It just read like the usual bullshit rationalization that losers always make. Then I realized I hoped it was true.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Friday, August 9, 2013

The Welker Referendum

Do we ever grow up? Life is like sixty years of high school. In the SI article on the Broncos being the Greatest Team Ever because Peyton Manning is the Bestest Quarterback Since God Created the Heavens and Earth, Wes Welker let his inner child out to pout. Bill Belichick was mean to Wes Welker. Apparently, he’s mean to just about everyone but I guess in Welker’s case it was personal or something. Anyway, the local media has gone berserker. It picks the Lawyer Malloy scab, the Ty Law scab, the Willie McGinest scab, the Asante Samuel scab, the Richard Seymour scab; it reminds the Pigskin Pundits and Bobbleheads that Belichick is mean to them, too.