On
the one hand, it counts just as much as the Week 8 Bears game. It counts the
same as any other game. Well, out of conference games are pretty low down the
list of games with playoff implications. I suppose there must be some advanced
analytics that could be applied here. Intuitively, I know that division games
are always the most important games on the schedule. Those games carry huge
playoff implications. Aren’t they actually worth more than 1.0 games in the
standings because of tiebreakers? 1.05? 1.1? Can someone with math skills help
me out here?
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Saturday, November 29, 2014
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
Pigskin Thanks
'Tis
the season for thankfulness and like most citizens of Patriots Nation, I've got
a lot to be thankful for.
As
for the rest of the NFL, well, thanks for the schadenfreude, I guess.
We've
reached that point in the season where we have a pretty good idea of which teams
will be in the playoffs and a very good idea of which teams will not. Yes, yes;
still a lot of football to play. As those of us in New England (and Green Bay)
await a legit Super Bowl preview this Sunday, fans in New York, Washington, Tennessee,
Jacksonville, Oakland and the NFC South can only hope to drown their pigskin
sorrows in gravy on Thanksgiving. As delicious as that may sound I recommend
vodka for drowning sorrow. Not on the mashed potatoes and stuffing, of course.
On the side with a twist of lime.
Monday, November 24, 2014
Conservation of Momentum
So,
Dominic Raiola decided to teach us all a lesson about sportsmanship by doing something
unsportsmanlike.
I
get it. You just got your ass kicked. It wasn't supposed to be like this. The
defense was going to dominate and the offense was going to keep it simple and
put some points on the board. It was going to be a signature win.
It
didn't happen.
You’re
hurt. Angry. You're (literally) lashing out.
I
think someone needs a hug.
Saturday, November 22, 2014
Are We There Yet?
I’m really not comfortable with all this positivity. It just
makes me think something bad is going to happen. Won’t anyone pick against the
Patriots this weekend? What? Adam
Schefter is picking the Lions to win? Yes!
Wait—What?
Schefter’s taking the Lions? Is he serious?
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Chameleons
I would like to know what it was Sergio Brown
said or did to Rob Gronkowski because I never want to say or do that. You know,
just in case Rob Gronkowski is standing right behind me and I didn't notice.
Gronk blocking Sergio Brown into a camera stanchion was such a quintessential football moment. It’s too bad the camera was set up there. I think
Gronk might've taken Brown all the way up the tunnel if the camera stanchion
hadn't stopped him. If you've ever played the game at any level I think you've
seen one player absolutely destroy another in a blocking drill. There’s
usually some context to these moments. Maybe the coaches are out of control,
barking incomprehensibly, spit flying everywhere, it's hot, it's the second of
two-a-days, you’re on your second or third time through the drill (you've lost count) and any
semblance of humanity has been lost. You've been reduced to your primeval
essence. You want to kill and eat the kid across from you. Sometimes the kid
who gets rolled has it coming, sometimes it's just the luck of the draw with
the fourth-string running back lining up against the starting right tackle. Either way,
it's hilarious.
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Opus 382
I don’t know what bothers me more; the haters or the
bandwagon jumpers.
The haters are annoying but ultimately pathetic and certainly
doomed if it’s true that whatever you put out into the universe comes back to
you tenfold. That’s a hate-filled Twinkie thirty-five feet long,
weighing 600 pounds. It is, as they say, a pretty big Twinkie.
The bandwagon jumpers are also annoying. And unctuous.
Whenever I’m around bandwagon jumpers I find myself checking my pocket for my
wallet every few minutes and I don’t even care if they’re offering to buy me a
drink, which is, of course, the very least they could do.
Hello?
Thirsty man, here!
Thursday, November 6, 2014
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Saturday, November 1, 2014
Players Play
Anything can happen. I admit, I didn’t feel that way a month
ago. A month ago this looked like a blowout loss at home. No chance. No hope.
After the loss to the Chiefs, it wasn’t just the 2014 season that was over,
Brady was over, Belichick was over and the New England Patriots could only hope
that Jimmy Garoppolo would be ready for opening day 2015. Today? There’s a
chance. It won’t be easy, not without Jerod Mayo and Chandler Jones, but
there’s a chance.
Four weeks ago we’d all forgotten something we should never
have forgotten.
Never count out Tom Brady.
Or Bill Belichick.
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