Monday, October 31, 2022

Pigskin Beauty Pageant

I don't believe there's any such thing as an "ugly win."


I do think there are some wins that have a nice personality and a really great sense of humor.

Friday, October 28, 2022

Pigskin Perspective

Mac Jones will be the starting QB for the New England Patriots this Sunday.


So move along, now. Nothing to see here. Move along. Let's move along…

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Oedipal Complex Pigskins

Serious question; asking for a friend who's a Patriots fan…


What didn't go wrong last night?

Monday, October 24, 2022

Pigskin Drama

So, who starts the game at QB for the Patriots in their Monday night game with da Bears?


Will the Patriots zig? Or will they Zappe?

Wednesday, October 19, 2022

Pigskin Possibilities

I found myself entertaining the notion that the 2022 New England Patriots might just be… good.


Or perhaps in the spirit of the 2001 New England Patriots: good enough.


And no, Bailey Zappe is not Tom Brady 2.0.


And yes, that was definitely a reverse jinx.

Monday, October 17, 2022

Pigskin Optimism

Is it just me, or is everyone in New England feeling Zappe to have a QB controversy?


NOTE: I don't believe the rumor that every time someone makes a Zappe/Happy pun that a puppy and a duckling become unlikely best friends but you know….


Just in case...


Puppies. 


Ducklings. 


Come on, you heartless bastards! Get Zappe!

Friday, October 14, 2022

Pigskin Uncertainty Principle

Is it a "must win" game for the Patriots this Sunday in Cleveland? 


No. Of course not. It's week 6. Still a lot of football left to play.


Wait! Are you kidding me? They're all "must win" games! And as "must win" games go, this one is mustier than most.