With Draft Day fast approaching, pigskin mockery abounds. In my own personal mockery, I've noticed a recent dearth of "Godfather Offers" for the Patriots #3 pick.
So, what's the best I can do with the "stick and pick" approach for a Patriots mock draft?
Let's be real, he said, while talking about mock drafts. What follows is probably (definitely) not going to happen but if it did, I'd be a very happy Patriots fan.
Why do we simple folk, the GMs without portfolios, the "Honey Do" list procrastinators, the "yeah, I played some ball in middle school" types; why do we mock the NFL draft?
Well, it can be crazy good fun, even if it is a complete and utter waste of time. Wait! Isn't that the definition of everything that's fun?
The analytical me says the 49ers are the better team. The seen-that-movie-before me says bet the mortgage on the Chiefs.
My wife says the seen-that-movie-before me is an idiot.
Then again, she doesn't think the analytical me is all that smart, either.
