Tuesday, March 1, 2022

Wishful Pigskins

It's GM Season in the NFL. 


So many possible futures; so many questions to be answered. I don't think Bill Belichick needs my help but has a lack of institutional knowledge ever shut anyone up on the Internet?

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

Zombie Vacation Spot

 "Arizona is one of the most zombie-friendly states in the nation," Linda said. "And you agreed to come with me here to the Dead or Alive Dude Ranch so stop your moaning. This is the first vacation we've had in, well, I really can't remember, and I won't let you spoil it."

Friday, February 11, 2022

Puzzling Pigskins

Mike Florio didn't tell us anything we didn't already know about "Deflategate." It was a hit job, a frame up, that ignored science in favor of conspiracy theory. Cold temperatures make things shrink (and not just footballs). We all knew that even before learning that scientists, as they do, had a name for it: The Ideal Gas Law. Florio does name names, but for those of us in New England who already had Troy Vincent and Jeff Pash on our list of people we hope to meet in Hell, again, not surprised. Still, there is one question I have about "Deflategate" that hasn't been answered.


Why?

Thursday, February 10, 2022

Pigskin Randomizer

For some reason, Super Bowl LV-426 just hasn't captured my imagination. Pizza or Mexican? These are the big decisions in my life. Maybe a charcuterie platter? That might pair better with vodka.

Wednesday, February 9, 2022

The X-Ray Lab

"Hey, remember that strange, sad guy who used to work here?" Jimmy Gordon asked nobody in particular as he entered the break room and poured himself a cup of coffee.


"Could you be a little more specific?" Bill MacKenzie said. "Credit & Collections is the department of strange, sad guys."