Fate Is The Punter

Yeah. That's right. They still call it football.

Stupid Won't Stop Me

I get why NASCAR is popular. We all drive cars. NASCAR has "car" right in the name. I don't even have to make a right hand turn. Yeah. Everyone thinks they can drive a car fast. (You're making a 'vroom' noise in your head right now, aren't you?) I totally get that.

But why is it that we all think we could be an NFL GM? 

The Witch's Cavern

"Once upon a time," the Scoutmaster, Ben Richardson, began, with Cub Scout Troop 17 gathered around a large, crackling fire at the end of the first day of their camping trip. "There was a young man who went hiking in these very woods, in search of the witch's cavern."

Pigskin Mourning in America

Well, that really hurt.

And I think the Bills just scored another touchdown.

Dogs

The Patriots will be underdogs for as long as they last in the playoffs. (No, I am not paid to provide these trenchant, pigskin insights. You're welcome.) Maybe that's a good thing. Remember when New England was playing with that "2-4 mentality?" Come on. You remember. It was just a month ago…

Sometimes When You Lose You Win

We're on to the playoffs!

The Vampire's House

Quincy Dedham peered uncertainly out at the living room. "I don't know, it seems like there are an awful lot of windows."