Last Minute Pre-Draft Doodles

The NFL Draft is almost, mercifully, finally upon us. The fates of Jimmy Garoppolo, Malcolm Butler and hundreds of young men with the hopes and dreams of pigskin fame hangs in the balance. It isn't exactly western civilization we're considering here but for whatever reason, I'm far more interested in football. I mean, western civilization is so 20th century, am I right?

Dead Is Dead

Am I missing something?

RIP Phil Simms

First, let me say that as a New England Patriots fan, I hate all of the network broadcast teams. They fall into two categories for me; the New York Guys and the Beat Guys. The Beat Guys are second- or third-teamers for their network who have gotten used to calling games for the Bills or 49ers. They might as well be beat reporters for the other team. Ian Eagle and Dan Fouts are the perfect Beat Guys. They've called a lot of Dolphins games and almost can't help themselves when they spend the whole game speaking in glowing terms about the players on a team getting beaten by double digits by the Patriots. The New York guys live in or around NYC and in some cases, like Phil Simms, played for one of the New York franchises. Simms and Jim Nantz are the quintessential New York Guys. They can't help but enjoy themselves when the Patriots are losing and get obviously peeved when New England is winning.

So, yeah, I hated - and mocked - Phil Simms. 

He's a New York Guy.

Confirmation Bias

It seems the longer we don't know something, the more confident we are that we do.

When the Big Dog Barks...

...it would be wise to listen.

Patriots owner Robert Kraft had a lot to say out at the owner's meetings today.

Let's break it down…

You Had Seven Years

Much is being said and written about the failure to launch the Republican's health care plan and yet I just don't think it's been given the truly epic credit it deserves.

Would You Rather?

Just wondering…