Saturday, September 5, 2015

Sunday, August 30, 2015

A Perfect Parabola

Quick show of hands. Who thought dealing with Dan Connolly's retirement would be a bigger problem than losing Darrelle Revis in free agency?

Anyone?

Sunday, August 16, 2015

The Real Tom Shady

You want my name.
You want my game.
You want my fame.
You want me to take the blame for mistakes that you made.


Saturday, August 15, 2015

We Still Don't Know Anything

So the first preseason game has come and gone and what do we know that we didn't know already? That Tom Brady is insanely competitive? That Josh Boyce looks like Exhibit 27 in the case against Bill Belichick's ability to draft wide receivers? That preseason games aren't worth missing episode 2 of "Project Runway?" Okay. That last one is probably just me.

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Camping

I've come to the realization that I either need to learn to like cantaloupe or I have to stop ordering the fruit cup. I generally like the other pieces of fruit, the grapes, strawberries, watermelon and pineapple but it seems like fully half of it is cantaloupe.

Life. You have to learn to like the cantaloupe.