Man,
I had the craziest dream. It was a nightmare, really. The Patriots were going
to the Super Bowl and they were finally going to put that whole “they haven’t
won anything since Spygate” thing in the rear view. That wasn’t the crazy part, though.
The crazy part was that just as this was about to happen, the Patriots got
caught up in another cheating scan-
Wait,
what?
That wasn’t a dream?
That wasn’t a dream.