Mockity Mock 1.0

Now that free agency is running down to hearing Will Smith was in for a visit and thinking, “Meh. I wanted Jared Allen. Whatever.” It’s time to focus our obsessive pigskin energy with laser-like focus on the draft. (It’s a month away!) At some point, we’ll be reminded that Tom Brady was taken in the 6^th round with pick #199. But what exactly is the lesson there? Is it that you can find hall of famers in the 6^th round? Or is it that Tom Brady is the ultimate outlier and anyone counting on a HOF talent that late in the draft is simply deluding themselves?

It’s the latter, right?

Everybody Pat Chung Tonight

Patrick Chung’s return has been greeted by equal parts wishful thinking and desultory indifference. The optimistic view is that with Devin McCourty at free safety and the Pats playing Cover 1, Chung will be more effective playing in the box. Chung can pick up some of the slack from Brandon Spikes departure and with Jamie Collins able to cover tight ends, Chung could add to the pass rush with a well-timed blitz. Or Chung is just a camp body who will be lucky to make the final 53.

The Manzielian Candidate

If there’s an upside to being seen as a devious underhanded cold calculating imp of Satan it’s that over time, your competitors see you as even more devious and underhanded and cold and calculating an imp of Satan than you actually are. Your every move is viewed with suspicion, deconstructed and analyzed, scrutinized. Feared.

Putting the Band Back Together

Cooler heads don’t always prevail. Thankfully, this time they did. Big Vince will be back in 2014.

Waiting By The Telephone

So, I guess I understand how women feel waiting for that call after the first date. The first week of free agency was amazing and it seemed to promise so much more. And then? Nothing. Why doesn’t he call?

Big and Tall

Wait, what? Kenny Britt is still coming to Foxborough?

There's No Place Like Home

Who are you and what have you done with the real Bill Belichick?