A frightening number of Americans are science
deniers. Evolution? Just a theory. Climate Change? God hugging his favorite
planet just a little tighter. Dinosaurs? Jesus ponies!
Should I be really be surprised that so many
people believe in their hearts that Tom Brady cheated?
Especially the ones riding Jesus ponies. I probably shouldn't have counted on them.
Hey, anybody got a cigarette? I'm thinking of
taking up smoking. I
hear it's like totally safe.
As much as the Patriots are loathed and
despised by the rest of the NFL, how can anyone be happy with this blatantly
obvious hatchet job more popularly known as Deflategate? Do NFL
fans think this couldn't happen to – let's say – the Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers?
After all, won't Goodell need to go after another high profile star to prove
Deflategate wasn't a politically motivated vendetta just as Deflategate was
proof that nobody – not even Tom Brady or former BFF Robert Kraft – was off
limits? Do you really think taking down Tom Brady balances the ledger for Ray
Rice and Adrian Peterson and now Roger Goodell (FTG) can just sit lay back,
sipping brandy and smoking cigars while the owners count their money and tell
anti-Semitic jokes whenever Robert Kraft leaves the room?
Somebody's next. Somebody's always next.
It's just a matter of time.
Karma is a stone cold son of a bitch with an
unregistered firearm and anger management issues, my friend.
What goes around most assuredly will come around.
I believe that.
In my heart.
Must be true.
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