A
scoring play on offense, a scoring play on defense and a scoring play
on special teams and it all happened with less than a minute rolling off the
game clock. How delightful.
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Friday, November 23, 2012
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Broken Hearts and Broken Bones
Why can’t we have
nice things?
Peter King – despite in house expert testimony to the contrary – thinks Rob
Gronkowski’s broken arm is all about Bill Belichick’
negative balance in the karma bank. Actually, King tries to have it both
ways, saying that he “cannot argue” with the notion that Gronk’s fractured
forearm is some form of cosmic payback for Bill Belichick’s many sins and
general dickishness at the beginning of a paragraph then ending that same
paragraph by saying he really doesn’t have a problem with Gronk being on the
field for that fateful PAT. To quote the most condescending blowhard in pigskin
punditry, “Whatever.”
Happy
freakin’ Thanksgiving, Patriots Nation!
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Grounded
I’m
trying my best not to enjoy it. The Patriots still have the Thanksgiving game
with the Jets. Even if the NYJ drop a winnable game against the Rams this
coming Sunday, I would still expect to see Gang Green’s best efforts at home
against their hated divisional rivals. Still, it’s almost too easy. The 3-6-0
record, Mark Sanchez’s on-going struggles, a playoff guarantee followed by a
lifeless defeat, followed by rumors of a teary Rex Ryan imploring his unlovable
band of misfits to believe, followed by Bart
Scott insisting the Jets are family even as some
family members are trashing their receiving corps and calling out their second
string QB. Seriously? It’s the guy who isn’t playing’s fault?
This
is your defense of Mark Sanchez? That he isn’t as horrible as Tim Tebow?
Are
you sure about that?
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
The Fault Lies Not in Our Stars But in Those Who Have Sex With Them
Groupies
are everywhere and yet there don’t appear to be groupies for IT department
mid-level factotum. Maybe it’s the office without windows. Hard to be seen by
the trolling groupies when you don’t have a window.
Monday, November 12, 2012
I Know What Unacceptable Means
For
those of us who were wondering, we now know everyone – including Norv
Turner
– knows the way the San Diego Chargers play football is unacceptable. Now that
we have that out of the way, we can move on to assigning blame. I personally
blame Tom Cruise for everything. I’m not sure what he had to do with this, but
with this latest failure by the Chargers, isn’t it time something was done
about Tom Cruise?
Truth or Consequences
I
haven’t stopped smiling since 11:30pm Tuesday night. I’m capping off five days
of electoral afterglow with Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, bagels and – yes – donuts as
I watch the Sunday news programs. It’s kind of been like attending a week-long
wake of that mean uncle you never really liked and listening to the vague
defenses of his racist jokes, his three divorces and his innumerable lies and petty
cruelties.
I’m
not proud of enjoying that but I have been enjoying it.
Immensely.
Friday, November 9, 2012
The Bandwagon Leaves Promptly at 5:00pm
Nine
weeks in the record books. Nine chapters complete in the novel “The Ballad of
Necky McManning.” I wonder how it ends…
Monday, November 5, 2012
Mike Shanahan is Not a Quitter says Mike Shanahan
I
was going to mock Mike Shanahan for being a quitter – because quitter’s never
win – but then Mike Shanahan clarified
his earlier comments. Apparently, everyone who interpreted Shanahan’s “now you're playing to see who obviously
is going to be on your football team for years to come” comment as putting the
2012 season in the Loss column while he turns his beady eyes to 2014, 2015 and 2016 were being ridiculous.
Well, 2016 assumes a contract extension so
maybe we should just leave it at 2014 and 2015.
Sunday, November 4, 2012
The Enemy of My Enemy
The
Bye Week is bad karma for fans. Without our home boys to root for we have little choice but to root against our division rivals. That’s
purely negative energy, dude. (Can I call you “dude?”) It’s the dark side of
The Force, Luke. Granted, I root for the Patriots and anyone who’s playing the
Jets, Dolphins or Bills every week but over the bye there’s no positive energy from
rooting for my pigskin heroes to offset the negative. Perhaps I can dull the
effect with vodka.
It’s
worth a try.
Friday, November 2, 2012
Turning the Corner
The
Patriots had but one significant weakness. On offense they can pass or run. On
defense, they were stopping the run. Their Achilles heel? The 50-yard TD pass.
So, they decided to do something about it, trading
for Aqib Talib. Talib comes with a first round pedigree, anger management
issues and a four-game suspension for Adderall.
I’m totally psyched.
Something
had to be done in the defensive secondary. Picking up a 26-year old
with lock-down skills qualifies as more than something. A player like Talib
could stabilize the Pats back four. It could allow them to keep Devin McCourty
at safety where I think he has pro bowl potential. More likely we get McCourty
at corner assuming Patrick Chung and Steve Gregory return to the lineup. Alfonzo
Dennard as the nickel. I’d be good with that. I think it would definitely lead
to fewer 50-yard TD passes.
And
what if Talib is simply a good kid who made some bad choices and just needs a
second chance? Would Belichick’s good friend Greg Schiano send him a
certifiable head case loser lunatic? That doesn’t seem possible, does it? I’m
definitely all up on that good kid theory. What better place to turn things
around than with the Patriots and their “Patriots Way” culture?
And
maybe punch ups with cabbies and pharmaceutical meth were just a passing phase.
Have you thought of that? I mean, who hasn’t killed a hobo?
Am
I right?
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