Pigskin Regrets

 Regrets, I've had a few, but unlike Frankie, Imma gonna mention them.

Pigskin Bereft (Almost)

Does the sign at the entry to 1 Patriot Place really read "Abandon hope all ye who enter here?" Yeah. I suppose the comedy hasn't been all that divine for the New England Patriots, lately, has it?

Wait! That "ye" isn't a reference to Kanye, is it?

Pigskin Nut Punch

I hadn't been kicked in the nuts - physically or figuratively - since middle school. That was, until yesterday, around 7:25 pm. Now the sign hanging in the factory of my mind reads "1 Days Since Last Being Kicked in the Nuts."

Good Boy Christmas

Gladiator II

The Santa Suit

Dark Santa