The Jungle

"Remember boys," Billy Stillman said. "It's a jungle out there so let's all be lions today."

Pigskin Imminence

 Are we there yet?

Pigskin Denouement

Does everything end with a whimper?

The Igloo

His world was white and it howled like an out of tune symphony orchestra. With every breath, Sam felt icy daggers stab at his lungs. He became three people. The man arguing to give in, lay down, accept fate. The man arguing to keep going, take one more step, there would be time for dying later. And the man watching those two men, wondering who was going to win the argument. 

Gronky Pigskins

 Rob Gronkowski, once more with feeling, is retiring from the NFL. 

And so, because we love nothing more than debating the meaninglessness of our lives, let's discuss: Is Gronk the GOAT tight end?

Billy Gamble's Last Chance Hardware Store

"Do you know who I am?"

Mandatory Pigskins

 Ah! Mandatory Minicamp has arrived in New England, along with the pine pollen and so many bugs I can't help but regret my lifelong war with spiders. The enemy of my enemy is my friend; isn't that how it goes? Still. Eight legs. And what's with those eyes? Anyway, spring has sprung. It's the season of eternal hope and that's how every football season starts. With hope.

And fear.