Wednesday, January 11, 2017

If You're Crazy Would You Know You're Crazy?

If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result then, well, I was crazy to want to see the Patriots face the Giants in the Super Bowl, wasn't I?


Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah! Phew! That was pretty crazy.


Well, one less thing to worry about, I guess.


But enough talk about my mental competence or Super Bowls.


We're on to Houston!


The team, not the city.


Sunday, January 8, 2017

Lucky or Good?

Is luck a thing? If so, is it a thing that seeks balance; a thing that will shove that horseshoe up your ass sideways at the worst possible moment?

Saturday, January 7, 2017

Passive-Aggressiv Rooting Interests

I know I should be rooting for the outcomes that best benefit the Patriots quest for another Super Bowl. If I knew with certainty what that might be I suppose I would cast my karmic energy into the pigskin plasma. Sometimes, though, I just can't help myself.

Root for the Steelers?

Come on, man.

Friday, January 6, 2017

Thinking The Unthinkable

Would Bill Belichick trade Tom Brady?

I guess another way to put that question would be...

Could that ever be the best thing for the team?

Monday, January 2, 2017

You Don't Know What You Don't Know

So, I finally saw the smirk. The haters know what I'm talking about. The Tom Brady smirk. That crooked Mona Lisa smile that greets yet another press conference question asking him what he saw out there. Tell us about [fill in the player's name] and what he meant to the Patriots today/this season. Tom! Tom! Do you think you're the MVP? Tom! Tom! You know I never said you were a cheater; I always had your back! Tom! Over here, Tom! How important was getting that #1 seed?

Yeah, I finally saw the smirk.

And it was awesome.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Turning The Page

The solstice was ten days ago. Spring is months away. The calendar itself is an arbitrary and imperfect schedule defined thousands of years ago by people who thought the sun revolved around the earth. Despite all of this, there's still something special about the start of a New Year. The slate has been cleaned. Resolutions are made that are all basically about making a fresh start. I'm going to lose weight. I'm going to exercise and get in the best shape of my life. I'm going to live in the moment. I'm going to fire the people I told everyone a year or two or three ago was going to bring their football team to the Super Bowl. My bad. Moving on.