Godspeed, Nick Folk Hero!
The trade of Folk - the one constant positive for New England's offense over the last three years - was a bit of a surprise, but then came cutdown day and suddenly everyone was wondering if Bill Belichick can still count to 3.
The preseason is over and I still don't know what I don't know.
You'd think I'd be used to it by now.
I do know that "May you live in interesting times" is actually a curse, not a blessing. And these are interesting pigskin times.
Questions? Yes, I have so many questions…
Maybe Heisenberg is right.
I should not be observing the preseason.
It really isn't good for either involved party.
The Pats finally signed Ezekial Elliot. I'm hoping New England got the Ezekiel that Samuel L. Jackson was talking about in "Pulp Fiction." That would be nice.
Still worried about the O-Line?
Yeah.
Still worried about everything.
The Dolphins are Dangerous, the Bills are a Patrick Mahomes injury away from touching the Lombardi, the Jets have Dark Thor at QB, Mac Jones is the pigskin version of Schrodinger's Cat, DeAndre Hopkins has signed with the Titans, and Bill Belichick is on the hot seat.
Did I miss anything, fellow Pats fans?
"You're from the Portsmouth office, right?"
"That's right," Kate said. "I'm legal staff on the Synchular Audit."
