Monday, August 28, 2017

Pigskin Prognostications

It's that time of the year when local pigskin pundits and bobbleheads make their best guess as to who will make the Final 53 for the Patriots. I'm sensing some patterns…

Saturday, August 26, 2017

The Kony Ealy Experiment is Over and the Patient is Dead

One thing I've learned from moments like this. Bill Belichick has a plan. Bill Belichick always has a plan. Sometimes the plan doesn't work out. When that happens you recognize it. Recognize it as early as possible. Then you make a new plan.

I Love Football

I hate football.


I guess all that depth at wide receiver will come in handy now, won't it?


Sunday, August 6, 2017

Brady Being Brady

I've already had three cups of coffee and I still can't figure out how buying a mass produced automobile can make me a special, unique, boss, leader, pro, father of the year who brings the sexy back with my young exotic girlfriend. Maybe I shouldn't try to understand it. I have been thinking about trading in my current car. Perhaps this is a sign.

The wife is going to hate that young exotic girlfriend, though…

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Coming Soon to a Football Field Near You

Being a football fan is a curious thing. Unlike most people, we can hardly wait for summer to be over. We look forward to the dog days of August. We long for a crisp, cool autumn day. As offseasons go, this one hasn't been too bad. I've spent a lot of my spring and early summer indulging in Patriots porn. I've re-watched SB51 in some form - full game with half-time I recorded on my DVR, 3 Games to Glory V, one-hour synopsis versions on NFL network, various videos of Brady's 466 yards passing, 4th quarter and OT highlights - maybe a dozen times, not to mention a variety of Tom Brady-themed videos on YouTube.

But Patriots porn, like actual pornography, just isn't the same as the real thing.

I mean, that's what I heard...