Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Bad Reputation

It isn't the hate, it's the blindly rabid, teeth bared, snarling, snapping lust for blood that scares me. Just a little. I mean – ha, ha – so what if it’s statistically likely you have a gun. Ha, ha! That was funny what you said!

Monday, February 9, 2015

This Movie Gets Better Every Time I Watch It

You know what's great about your team winning one of the best Super Bowls ever? Replays of that game will be shown forever. And every time they show the replay, your team wins. It's awesome. I can't deny it. Is heroin like this? It would certainly explain its popularity.

Hey, look! There’s another replay on the NFL Network!

Sunday, February 8, 2015

At the Risk of Repeating Myself

When does some savvy Hollywood producer sign Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman for the “it just writes itself” buddy cop movie?

Friday, February 6, 2015

I Can't Stop This Feeling

I spent fifteen minutes today reading comments on this Pro Football Talk post about cheating. For amusement purposes, only. The trolls that popped out from under their bridges, flinging their noisome feces at the Patriots (and the author) did not disappoint. I felt sorry for some of them, their aim was so poor.

Unlike Tom Brady!


Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal and don’t forget to tip your waitress!

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

It Keeps Getting Better

I think I may have seen the Malcolm Butler interception over a thousand times as of right… now. Seriously. I was at a business dinner with co-workers from Belfast, New York and yes, Seattle at the local Buffalo Wild Wings last night. Butler intercepted that Russell Wilson pass multiple times on multiple screens. It was that guy from Seattle’s glimpse of pigskin Hell, I’m sure. I rather enjoyed it. It feels good. It feels real good.

I want to thank God, my accountant, my beautiful wife and above average children, my mom and dad and everyone who helped me get here but most of all I want to thank the haters. You made this game so much more than even I could've ever imagined.

Thank you.

Thank you so, so much.

Monday, February 2, 2015

Winners and Losers

It’s a commonly used storyline by pundits and bobbleheads. Did Team X win the game or did Team Y lose it?