Con Text

Should I be surprised when trolls throw their feces at the people crossing the bridge? Do trolls do that? Throw their feces? Seems like something a troll would do.

The Big Questions

All questions are answered in time. Not that you’ll care about the other questions after you get the answer to, “When happens when I die?”

Ten Years After

Ten Years. A literal lifetime on Planet Sports. In another ten years will I be hearing that these guys couldn’t even make the playoffs if they were playing today?

Someone Has To Finish Last

When Michael Vick signed with the Jets, he knew he would be competing with the lowest ranked quarterback in the NFL in 2013. How hard would it be to beat that guy for the starting gig? I think we all know how that’s been going. As a Patriots’ fan, I’m counting on a QB controversy in New York this fall, with every offensive snap placed under a microscope by the local pigskin pundits and bobbleheads (hardly known for their patience and compassion), followed by the inevitable locker room split as players swear allegiance to Geno Smith or Michael Vick. So, the recent “power ranking” of NFL quarterbacks by Mike Sando [insider content] was like catnip for me. The worst starting quarterback in the NFL? Eugene Cyril Smith III.

Why the Hate, Bro?

Regardless of what anyone says, we all want to be loved. Liked at the very least. Regardless of what people will admit, it hurts when you’re not liked. It’s boot to the balls painful when you’re hated. Even as you’re curled up in the fetal position, hands between your legs, it doesn’t make sense. What did you do to deserve this? A fair question unless your name is Adolf Hitler.

The Waiting

Nothing to do now but wait for training camp to open five weeks from now. As Tom Petty noted, it’s the hardest part.

A Dog Ate My Playbook

Why it's crazy to think Bill Belichick would need to steal the Jets' playbook...

Big ups to Cleveland HC Mike Pettine for giving me a reason to once again relive the best Thanksgiving ever.