A Christmas Penis

Pigskin Pensive

The pigskin dream, with its tangerine trees and marmalade skies, with its missed blitz pickups, those orcs that run a 4.4 forty, and that oblate spheroid that's so hard to hold and utterly unpredictable in its movements when encountering a fixed plane, that dream is still alive. That's right. If the playoffs started tomorrow…

Pigskin Destiny

Destiny. Sometimes it's fortunate. Sometimes it's tragic. And sometimes Destiny's a stripper.

Pigskin Vibes

Still a long way to Mordor and my feet are killing me.

Pigskin Rehab

Football is crazy.

Or maybe it's just me.

How would I know? You know, assuming I am, in fact, crazy.

Pigskin Agony

Games like last night are the kind that will send fans straight through the five stages of grief directly to acceptance.

The New England Patriots of 2022 are not a playoff team.

The Fires of Mount Pigskin

The NFL. 

It's a long, hard slog to Mordor and when it's over, you're lucky to have most of your fingers and toes. I'm just glad I never started chewing my fingernails or I'd constantly be cleaning blood off the keyboard.