Pigskin Randomizer

For some reason, Super Bowl LV-426 just hasn't captured my imagination. Pizza or Mexican? These are the big decisions in my life. Maybe a charcuterie platter? That might pair better with vodka.

The X-Ray Lab

"Hey, remember that strange, sad guy who used to work here?" Jimmy Gordon asked nobody in particular as he entered the break room and poured himself a cup of coffee.

"Could you be a little more specific?" Bill MacKenzie said. "Credit & Collections is the department of strange, sad guys."

For Love of the Game

At a time when sports no longer feels like my inner child's panic room, the only safe haven from the really real world (destroying evidence - apparently, it's what we do in America), Mac Jones is everything.

Corrupt Pigskins

Every so often I'm reminded of the fact that I'm still salty about "Deflategate."

This is one of those moments.

All Good Things End

So. I won't die before Tom Brady retires after all.

Strange Pigskins

Apparently, the more things change, the more things change.

Football Happens

Am I the guy who said it would be hard for Sunday to top Saturday in the NFL playoffs?

Yeah. I was wrong about that.