If the Patriots are Showcasing Ryan Mallett, They’re Doing it Wrong

Tom Brady makes the short to intermediate passing game look deceptively easy. He’s pretty good on screen passes, too. Ryan Mallett is not good with the short to intermediate passing game. If New England hopes to move Ryan Mallett for even a fourth round pick, they need to tear those pages out of the playbook for Mallett. When he throws a pass it should travel at least twenty yards in the air. He’s actually pretty good with the deep ball. Go deep. That's it. That's all.

What’s painfully clear at this point is that Ryan Mallett is a square peg. He is the wrong quarterback for Julian Edelman, the wrong quarterback for Danny Amendola and the wrong quarterback for Josh McDaniels’ offense.

If Belichick and McDaniels are going to convince some other team that Mallett is the right quarterback for them, they need to let Mallett be Mallett.

Jimmying to Conclusions

I don’t know what Mike Mayock saw the other day but whatever the opposite of “popping” is, Mallett is doing it right now before my very eyes. Ryan Mallett isn’t justifying his backup role for the Patriots let alone laying the groundwork for a starting gig with another team. I can’t help wondering. Is Garoppolo really that bad? Maybe he’s a bad practice/good game kind of guy? No?

I wrote that during halftime of the Patriots preseason game in Washington.

This is going to be a bad week to be Ryan Mallett.

If You Can't Beat 'Em, Cheat 'Em

Apparently it’s true. Cheaters never win. Or they do until they get caught.

Camp Sunshine

It’s the height of ego to think the universe is crouching behind a bush, waiting, stifling a chuckle as I approach the banana peels of fate they’ve left just for me. Still, I hate to tempt fate. I almost don’t want to say anything. Maybe it isn’t all about me (could that be possible?). Everything can change in a moment; life is like that. Not just because of something I say, right?

Could New England’s training camp be going any better?

Dreaming Big

I’m pulling for Stevan Ridley. In 2012 he was the best Patriots running back since Corey Dillon. I was looking forward to 2013 and then 2013 actually happened. In the off-season, when LeGarrette Blount signed with the Steelers, I was worried that Brandon Bolden would necessarily play a larger role in 2014 during Ridley’s frequent visits to Bill Belichick’s Home for Wayward Running Backs. A big fan of inertia, I had a hard time believing Ridley’s ball security issues wouldn’t continue, even if 2014 was a contract year. Shane Vereen, also in a contract year, couldn't replace Danny Woodhead spending half the season injured in 2013. Can he stay on the field in 2014? Tom Brady is terrific, but he’s even better with a solid running game (okay, what quarterback isn’t). Heading into training camp, it didn’t look like play action was going to help slow the pass rush down. Not with Brady faking to a backfield of slow, fumbling, fragile running backs.

And then the reviews of rookie running back James White started rolling in.

Process of Elimination

I guess Andre Johnson won’t be walking through that door.

Pinch Me

Training camp is opening and Gronk is full go.

Pinch me.