Pigskin Doom

 Is it Monday? How did I get here? The last thing I remember was Friday night and… Oh. That was bad. That was…

Wait! What? It was only a preseason game?

Pigskin Phantasm

 It's dream time in the NFL.

Yeah. And this is your wake up call.

The Jungle

"Remember boys," Billy Stillman said. "It's a jungle out there so let's all be lions today."