A Quick Note from the Big Man

Welcome to Your Pigskin Nightmare

I spent my Tuesday basking in the heat and occasional light of hot takes following New England's MNF win in Buffalo, as pigskin pundits and bobbleheads tried to come to grips with what had happened Monday night in Buffalo. The Patriots had run the ball, run the ball, and then run the ball some more, ultimately winning a football game played in a wind tunnel called Highmark Stadium by the score of 14-10. They threw the football exactly 3 times.

I Come Here Not To Praise Bill Belichick

The New England Patriots went to Buffalo to chew bubblegum and kick ass. 

But they forgot the bubblegum.

And the forward pass.

The Tourist Trap

 Detective Lieutenant Philip McNulty, talking to himself but talking out loud, said, "At a certain point, this has got to be bad for business."

There Are Games and Then There Are Big Games

As per usual, I am going completely nuts about something over which I have no control.

Note to Self: This is not an extinction level event.

It's just a football game.

Just Lucky, I Guess

Is there a consensus amongst pigskin pundits and bobbleheads when it comes to this team? 

Too Soon?

 Is it too soon to get excited about this 2021 New England Patriots football team?

If it is, I'm way ahead of schedule.