My Pigskin Wild Card Wish List

My pigskin playoff wish list?

Lots of points and no major injuries. 

I like to keep it simple.

Hey, chicks aren't the only gender that digs the long ball.

Pigskin Dramaturgy

When there's no more football to be played, we still need to have a story to tell. 

Even if it's the same old story. As the saying goes, there is nothing new under the sun. And only seven basic plots. So, if you think you've heard any of this before, well, there's a reason for that. Or seven reasons, I suppose.

Pigskin Face Punch

 The good news? 

The Patriots can't lose another game in a heartbreaking and/or statistically unusual way.

Their season is over.

Pigskin Perspective

 Tough week to be a football fan.

Even tougher week to be a football player. And a football player's family.

Pigskin Penultimatum

 So.

You're saying there's a chance?

Pigskin Regrets

 Regrets, I've had a few, but unlike Frankie, Imma gonna mention them.

Pigskin Bereft (Almost)

Does the sign at the entry to 1 Patriot Place really read "Abandon hope all ye who enter here?" Yeah. I suppose the comedy hasn't been all that divine for the New England Patriots, lately, has it?

Wait! That "ye" isn't a reference to Kanye, is it?