The
good news? There is no good news.
Saturday, January 24, 2015
Thursday, January 22, 2015
You're Scaring Me Now
As
a fan I just have to say… Enough. Uncle. I’ll sign whatever you want me to
sign. Troop positions. Call signs. Because honestly. You’re scaring me now. So,
I’m closing my eyes. I’ve got a wooden spoon clenched between my teeth. I’d ask
you to be gentle but I realize that’s not the point. So, just do it. Please.
Let’s get this over with.
Thank you.
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Acceptance
Man,
I had the craziest dream. It was a nightmare, really. The Patriots were going
to the Super Bowl and they were finally going to put that whole “they haven’t
won anything since Spygate” thing in the rear view. That wasn’t the crazy part, though.
The crazy part was that just as this was about to happen, the Patriots got
caught up in another cheating scan-
Wait,
what?
That wasn’t a dream?
That wasn’t a dream.
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Respect
Setting
aside the relative merits (if there are any) of Deflate-Gate, could this have
actually done the Patriots a favor?
Monday, January 19, 2015
Small Balls
The
last thing I did before I went to bed was to set up the DVR to record the 3:00am
replay of the game on NFL network.
The
first thing I heard this morning, listening to WEEI on my way to work was the “Deflate-Gate”
story.
Having
small balls would certainly be one explanation for the brutal 45-7 beating the
Colts suffered in Gillette last night. Someone’s testosterone levels should be
tested after a game like that.
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