Friday, June 18, 2021

Perchance to Dream

After a long night of tossing and turning, unable to get comfortable, can't stop thinking about that thing you said (or did), and finally falling asleep just before the alarm went off, the last thing you want to see when you open up your browser that morning is a link that seems just a little too spot on:


Poor sleep linked to dementia and early death, study finds.


Like I needed scientists to tell me this.

Wednesday, June 16, 2021

Pigskin Slut

I am a pigskin slut. Still a Patriots' fan, yes, but I just can't quit Tom Brady.

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Monday, June 14, 2021

Best Actor in a Quarterbacking Role

The NFL is like the most successful movie franchise in the history of everything. Every year, another sequel, another box office smash, followed by another sequel the next year. There's conflict, back story, subplots, adversity, and triumph. Not everybody likes the ending but they have hope - even in Detroit - their heroes may be featured in the final frames of next season's Best Picture winner. There are plenty of opportunities for star turns in supporting roles but let's state the obvious: The quarterbacks are the leads, the nominees for Best Actor, and the focus of our vicarious, sepia-toned dreams. 

Friday, June 11, 2021

Star Power

 Will Aaron Rodgers play another snap for the Green Bay Packers?


I hope not.


I get that it's professional football. It's a job like any other that pays you in millions, and you don't have to love something just because you do it well, but…


Seriously dude; why are you playing football?

Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Cryptic

I'm reminded that Sir Isaac Newton wasn't knighted for his many contributions to science and apple picking; he became Sir Isaac because of his work standardizing Great Britain's currency.


Money. We've always thought it was more important than gravity. Or math. Or the universe.


How many bitcoin in a shilling? Or is that how many shillings in a bitcoin?