Pigskin Rizz

I'm almost embarrassed to admit it. I care about Drake Maye winning the NFL 2025 MVP Award.

Pigskin Rationalizations

Sometimes, being a football fan really sucks.

Pigskin Dreaming a Little Dream

Pinch me.

Pigskins Again

It’s been a minute. 

A 6-7 Christmas

Patriots Draft IRL

The mockery is over!

Let the mockery begin!

The New England Patriots have made their selections in the 2025 NFL Draft. So, how are we feeling, Patriots Nation?

Let's break it down…

Patriots Draft Mockery

I'm going to post multiple mock drafts over the next few weeks as a kind of Pigskin Chaos Theory experiment, with new mocks posted every few days in the run up to the 2025 NFL Draft.

Christmas is Coming

The Middle of Nowhere Truckstop

It was just a few minutes past sundown. Stillman Jameson heaved a sigh of relief as the road crested a hill and could see the lights of the truckstop about a mile ahead. He was lost, low on battery, and hadn't eaten since breakfast, but he was now less than a mile from remedying all three of these conditions.

The Second-Hand Store

“This is the guy you picked up at Poco’s Friday night? The guy you ditched me for?” Kathy asked. 

First Draft of Pigskin History

As the dust begins to settle on the Patriots' 2024 NFL Draft, let's do what we all do in New England. 

Act like we could've done better than actual football people did.

The Pragmatic Pigskins Mock Draft

Yes, the really real NFL draft is almost upon us! 

I'm going to miss you, mock draft! 

In fact, let's do it one more time, just to remember what we had and what we'll never forget…

Pigskin Crapshoot

One week to go before the mockery ends and the NFL Draft begins.

The Elusive A+ Mock Draft

Is the crowd wise? 

Stick and Pick Pigskins

 With Draft Day fast approaching, pigskin mockery abounds. In my own personal mockery, I've noticed a recent dearth of "Godfather Offers" for the Patriots #3 pick.

So, what's the best I can do with the "stick and pick" approach for a Patriots mock draft?

Pigskin Luck of the Draw

Let's be real, he said, while talking about mock drafts. What follows is probably (definitely) not going to happen but if it did, I'd be a very happy Patriots fan.

Sympathy for the Pigskin Devil

About The Dynasty…

NFL Draft Mockery

Why do we simple folk, the GMs without portfolios, the "Honey Do" list procrastinators, the "yeah, I played some ball in middle school" types; why do we mock the NFL draft?

Well, it can be crazy good fun, even if it is a complete and utter waste of time. Wait! Isn't that the definition of everything that's fun?

Radio Show

"What are we doing here, Doc?" Scott asked.

Pigskin Again

Well, it's officially Draft Season!