Patriots Draft Mockery

I'm going to post multiple mock drafts over the next few weeks as a kind of Pigskin Chaos Theory experiment. 

Christmas is Coming

The Middle of Nowhere Truckstop

It was just a few minutes past sundown. Stillman Jameson heaved a sigh of relief as the road crested a hill and could see the lights of the truckstop about a mile ahead. He was lost, low on battery, and hadn't eaten since breakfast, but he was now less than a mile from remedying all three of these conditions.

The Second-Hand Store

“This is the guy you picked up at Poco’s Friday night? The guy you ditched me for?” Kathy asked. 

First Draft of Pigskin History

As the dust begins to settle on the Patriots' 2024 NFL Draft, let's do what we all do in New England. 

Act like we could've done better than actual football people did.

The Pragmatic Pigskins Mock Draft

Yes, the really real NFL draft is almost upon us! 

I'm going to miss you, mock draft! 

In fact, let's do it one more time, just to remember what we had and what we'll never forget…

Pigskin Crapshoot

One week to go before the mockery ends and the NFL Draft begins.