It was just a few minutes past sundown. Stillman Jameson heaved a sigh of relief as the road crested a hill and could see the lights of the truckstop about a mile ahead. He was lost, low on battery, and hadn't eaten since breakfast, but he was now less than a mile from remedying all three of these conditions.
“This is the guy you picked up at Poco’s Friday night? The guy you ditched me for?” Kathy asked.
As the dust begins to settle on the Patriots' 2024 NFL Draft, let's do what we all do in New England.
Act like we could've done better than actual football people did.
Yes, the really real NFL draft is almost upon us!
I'm going to miss you, mock draft!
In fact, let's do it one more time, just to remember what we had and what we'll never forget…
With Draft Day fast approaching, pigskin mockery abounds. In my own personal mockery, I've noticed a recent dearth of "Godfather Offers" for the Patriots #3 pick.
So, what's the best I can do with the "stick and pick" approach for a Patriots mock draft?
